Just a tip for those Bat-Shit Crazy Fans

I don't know how many people actually look at this blog but if anyone does, I haven't really been posting anything.

Life get's in the way like that.

The only things that newsworthy I have heard since October are Britney and Nick breaking up and Britney moving to NY and of course Brenchel is no more.

Well since all I actually know about Nick is what Britney said about him on the show, I honestly don't think it is my place to judge their relationship or their breakup. I also actually have respect for Britney. I may not have always agreed with some of her tactics as seen in a few of my posts, but as a viewer, blogger, frequent poster on Jokers, I always have some respect for Britney's game play.

On the topic of respect, I really don't respect the Neanderthal and his ex-girlfriend. I don't have much to say about their relationship end because frankly I don't care. I don't care whether they are together, apart, whatever. There the only two houseguests of BB12 that have twitters and I don't follow them. There is a reason for that. I JUST DON'T CARE!!! That's where I think I differ from a lot of the Britney/Ragan and the Brenchel fans. I don't feel the need that I have to constantly protect Britney and Ragan all the time. That might be taking it a little extreme but let's be real, what else is it then? During BB12, I took jabs at just about everyone. Even though I CLEARLY favored Britney and Ragan, it's not like I turned a blind eye to some the things they did. But this really isn't the point I'm trying to make here. This post is not about me nor about the majority of jokers. I respect the jokers posters a lot. The people I'm talking about are what I refer to as "Bat-shit Crazy Fans"

Now though I agree with most comments that Britney and Ragan fans say about Brendon and Rachel, there is a time and a place to say those things. Those include your own blogs and GENERAL DISCUSSION forums (I really want to emphasize the general discussion portion). Not appropriate: Brendon or Rachel's twitter, Brendon and Rachel dedicated forums, comments on Brendon and Rachel Tribute videos. Nope not appropriate at all.

Yesterday, Ragan made a post on his blog about his social networking pet peeves and number 1 was

1. You forfeit your right to tell me how much I suck or how disgusting you find me when YOU are the one who follows ME.

He has a point there. If you don't like him DON'T FOLLOW him! That is the general point I'm trying to get across. But it extends farther than that. If you don't like Brendon, don't watch a youtube tribute about Britney. I was reading the comments on my Britney tribute video thing,and this is one of the very early on comments.

Britney, BY FAR, the is most "nasty, vile, disgusting hateful person" in the BB house. she doesn't stop talking about people behind their back. I cannot wait unil she goes out next week. Also I can't wait to see her face when Brendon wins 25G of AC since she thinks America hates Brenchal. wat a misrable witch at that age!!!

If you don't like Britney, don't watch a youtube tribute about Britney. What do you think, you are going to find a bunch of other people commenting on that video that don't like her too? Do you think Brendon is going to go onto youtube search Britney Tribute Videos, see your comment and praise you for it. That last one is borderline creepy if you ask me. I actually think that the only possible comparison is basically you think your relationship is going to be like Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Voldemort but really your more like Peter Pettigrew but this time around Voldemort if possible cares less about you and actually doesn't want to kill Harry so you effort is pointless.

But it is the same vice versa so I'm not really defending either sides. But always remember who killed Bellatrix in the end. (If you don't understand what I'm saying, which I hope dear god you do or I just wasted some great harry potter references, look at number 5 here)

This was probably unnecessary but it seemed right to get the point across.

Question and answer via twitter from the BB12 houseguests

I got really bored so I asked the houseguests a bunch of questions through twitter. Here is what I got

Q: Kathy, how is it being outside the big brother house?
A: It is awesome! Nothing has changed...living and loving my life!

Q: Matt, what is your IQ, seeing as you are in Mensa?
A: 140 I think

Q: Matt, which of your guitars is your favorite?
A: My 12 string acoustic

and that is all that answered.

Congrats Hayden!

Well Hayden has officially won Big Brother 12. Congrats to Hayden. Britney won America's choice as everyone suspected including myself.

Well to all the readers of this stupid little blog, thanks for reading. Come back next summer for BB13. It can't be worse than this season, can it?

Until then HASTA LUEGO!!!!!!!

Love,
Kristen

FINALE NIGHT!

Oh how I love finale night. Mostly because this season was crap and I'm ready for it to be over. Big brother 13 has been confirmed and life is great. Well the votes have been locked at this point and the first 4 evicted houseguest are about to come out after the current commercial break. Hayden beat Lane in part 3 of the HOH and decided to take lane to final 2. I'm happy it is a Lane Hayden final 2. Well obviously I would prefer Britney there but out of the final three, I'm happy that Enzo was evicted. I'm not sure who is going to win. I thought Hayden was a shoe in but now i'm not quite sure. I'll make another post after the finale is over.

I didn't realize how sad it would be...

Well I just watched tonights episode of big brother and it was surprisingly depressing. I saw the reveal of the brigade when it happened an I knew Britney was evicted yesterday. There was nothing that was incredibly new to me at all in this episode. Though last night when I heard Britney was evicted, I was like whatever it is Season 12: Who gives a flying fuck? But watching it all happen, I definitely teared up at some points. Maybe it was seeing Britney so distraught in the DR that did it, IDK. It was weird. I just feel awful for her. She was played by the brigade really bad. But deep down I thought she really knew she wasn't with the guys. I didn't think this was a surprise to her. Oh I don't know. This blog post is stupid but i'm posting it anyway. Still no news on the who the won part one of the final HOH. Feeds should be back up in 2 or so hours...we will know then.

Bye Bye Britney

Well the big brother house is officially a sausage fest. Tonight Britney was officially evicted from the big brother house. It is kind of sad. Usually I get really upset when my favorites get evicted but I have no real investment in any of them...even Britney. Whatever. She was the only one who deserved to win but she didn't have the Jury votes so she wasn't going to win 500gs anyway. I am officially never turning the feeds on again this season, though. Britney was the reason I watched so I don't think they would be bearable without her. Anyway. The feeds are currently blocked off until after the show tomorrow because eviction was tonight. It was confirmed from twitter and people who attended the live show that Britney was evicted. The 1st part of final HOH apparently involved the houseguest hanging on vines and being smacked into a wall. I really wish we could watch the Endurance but Allison Grodner hates us as usual. So that's the gist of what is going on right now.

Brigade reveals themselves to Britney.

Last night, the brigade revealed themselves to Britney. Hayden said that he wanted to reveal the brigade to Britney. When Hayden leaves to go get beers, Enzo and Lane first start hinting at the Brigade. Enzo said he had been in an alliance since day 2 with Matt and a couple of other people. When Britney asks who these other people were, Enzo asks Lane if he wants to take this one. They explain to her that since Day 2, Matt, Enzo, Lane, and Hayden were in an alliance. They told her that they were named the brigade the meaning of No GBs for the BG. Explaining why they had to get rid of Matty. Explaining the nicknames, The Beast, The Animal, and The Brain. Enzo says he thinks it is greatness because they control the votes. They asked her if she ever suspected it. She said yes and that Matty had said that he was "in" with those guys. Enzo says that is the reason why Matt had to go. Saying they were better than the four horseman since they didn't make the final 4. Lane said that's why he told her trust him when he said he knew what Hayden and Enzo were doing. Telling her that Matt was throwing Ragan under the bus and that is why he had to go. Britney said they didn't make a good choice with Matt. Enzo said that he won two HOHs and they didn't do anything but they couldn't trust him. Telling her the brigade code. They knew Matty was coming after them after using the DPOV so he had to go. Enzo said that he knew that the three of them (matt, lane, and hayden) weren't the saboteur and proposed the alliance right after the blackout. Enzo said they had to reveal it because it would come out. Explaining the point of the side alliances so they could make sure 2 brigade members weren't on the block together. Telling Britney that they did want her for final 4 for sure, though. Enzo said it was a masterpiece.


When Hayden comes back, Hayden is disapointed that they told her without him. He asked her if she was surprised. She said it wasn't a big secret. Britney saying it was smart that they split into their side alliances so they would have the votes. Hayden said that Matt was telling Ragan stuff so they had to get rid of him. Also he would win the game so they had to. Matt wanted to watch everyone go at it. Saying that Matt had something with Rachel and Brendon. Hayden said that Matt was probably the best player in the game. Britney said he over played.

Hayden says he is sorry to brit but he is glad she won the 10gs. Him and Lane asked her if she is pissed. Lane said he would be. Britney doesn't really say anything. Hayden says he has been truthful to her about everything in this game but the brigade. Lane agrees. Britney asks if she is definitely going home. Hayden says he is not going to say definitely but he isn't using the veto. Enzo comes out the bathroom saying that this is the best alliance ever made. Enzo say they have enough respect for Britney to tell her. Saying Hayden is going to win the entire game. Britney says she will find out when she goes to Jury. Enzo said who would vote for any of us if Hayden is in the final 2. Hayden asks if she wants them to be upfront with her. She says that they have. Enzo says we owe it to you to tell you that. Hayden says she is awesome and they respected her enough to tell her. Britney now seems really upset. They continue to talk about how it was only right to tell her. Hayden asks her if she would rather them not tell her. She says no. She says it doesn't mean it doesn't suck. Hayden said he doesn't want to make her cry. Now she is crying but they keep telling her she is an awesome player and they were really happy she won the 10,000 yesterday. Hayden tries to give her a hug but she says she is going downstairs. She is pretty much sobbing at this point. They keep apologizing but she says that it is hard to know that you wasted 3 months here and that you have no shot at 500 grand. They keep telling her she is an awesome player. She says she isn't mad and that she had a chance and didn't win the veto but it is just hard. So she goes downstairs and goes to the DR for about 2 hours. The Brigade feels really bad but they had to do what they had to do.

I think Britney knew all along but it is hard to take in.

Luxury comp: Coin search

So the big brother houseguests finally had another Luxury competition. Each of the houseguests hid a coin with their name on it. The goal was to be the last one with a coin hidden and that person won $10,000. If your coin is found, you are eliminated from the competition. Enzo found Hayden's and the Britney found Enzo's and Lane's. Britney ended up winning her first prize in the game. Good for her.

Britney video

So over the past couple of weeks, I have been making the britney video. Just adding clips as things happen. Well here it is.

It's like he has already been evicted

Poor Ragan has officially been shunned from the big brother house. That is how this house works this season. Once you are the target, you are basically not in the house. You are officially shunned. Ragan is most definitely going home on thursday which kind of sucks. I feel bad for him. He was really excited about this final 5 and he has been totally "shunned". But in the houses defense, he is isolating himself. He sometimes comes out of the taj and talks to everyone but he doesn't really put in the effort. Eh well, it's big brother, not Kumbaya best friends summer camp.

Enzo saves himself.

So the Veto meeting happened today. There has been talk since Enzo had won power of veto about who Lane was going to put up. Enzo strongly felt that Britney should go on the block. He was just kind of like whatever who gives a shit about Britney, if she goes home, whatever. I think Lane got this feeling that Enzo would vote out Britney over Ragan. Lucky for him, Hayden basically offered to go up. He didn't really care since he knew he was safe but obviously he didn't want to be on the block either. Lane decided to put Hayden up as the pawn because he knew that Enzo and Britney would definitely vote Ragan out.

Though others might think that this is a sign that he is more loyal to Britney than the Brigade, I don't think he is. I think he will ultimately vote out Britney next week if she doesn't win HOH or Pov. I think the reason he put up Hayden was not because he wasn't loyal to Hayden, it was solely because there was good chance that Enzo and Hayden would change their mind and vote out Britney. Britney is someone who will be loyal to him if she wins HOH while Ragan he is not so sure about. Britney being in the house during final 4 is good for his game.

I love this dancing thing

This is probably the best punishment of the three. So good that it gets 2 posts haha. So anyway I think they have danced 5 times so far and Hayden is by far the worst dancer. Exhibit A:



Ragan I think is enjoying it the most. He has said it is the best punishment ever. Exhibit B:



Britney is by far the best dancer. Exhibit C:



Enzo rocks the shower dance. Exhibit D:

Pandora's Box #4 Punishment 3

Well they finally received their final punishment. The punishment is that every hour for 24 hours, they have to get up and dance. The first one was funny. All the guys were outside (this time Ragan is included in "the guys") and Britney is up in the HOH room. Britney didn't seem pleased since she was napping. She was kind of like the girl at the club who didn't want to be there but was forced to dance anyway. Everyone else just looked hilarious.

Pandora's Box #4 Punishment 2

Well punishment #2 has happened in the big brother house due to Lane's Pandora's Box. So the punishment is that they have talk using sock puppets for 12 hours. If they say anything without using the sock puppets, the whole house becomes have nots I believe. The sock puppets are kind of cute but this punishment is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Ridiculous. Here are some sock puppet pictures.

Britney:


Enzo:


Hayden:


Lane:


Ragan:

Pandora's Box number 4 (this is getting kind of old)

So Lane opened Pandora's Box. His Pandora's box was that he was going to get 3 prizes and the house was going to get 3 punishments. He says his first prize was $91.17 but I'm not sure that I believe that. Maybe $9117 or he just flat out lying. Or he could be telling the truth...I don't know we will find out Sunday or Wednesday. The first punishment was Big Brother took away all the utensils and drinking cups. The houseguests have be able to make due, though.

Britney using a bowl to drink her coffee:


Enzo using a 1/4 cup to eat his cereal:


Hayden just drinking his cereal out of the bowl:


I'll let you know about the punishments/prizes as they happen.

Lane's reign update.

So as I said in the post before, Lane is the new HOH. I'm surprised. Lane was the only person who I believe was 100% safe no matter what happens this week so I don't know why he went for HOH, especially since it is final 5 HOH. Sitting out of final 4 hoh sucks...a lot. But HOH was a crapshoot so I bed he just won randomly. Anyway. Lane decided to put up Enzo as the pawn against Ragan. I don't know what Lane is thinking, but when talking to Hayden, it appears that if Ragan wins POV, they will stick to backdooring Britney. I don't know what will really happen though because Ragan is going to vote to keep Britney probably and Hayden is going to vote to keep Enzo. Lane would be the deciding vote. It would be better for Lane's game to keep Britney because Brit would take him to final 2 while enzo would take Hayden. But he is 100% brigade so who fucking knows what he will do.

POV options are probably otev or morph. I'm hoping for otev because I think Hayden would be really good at that while Ragan probably has morph in the bag. Enzo has been studying for morph, though, and Britney I believe will be good at it as well. So maybe someone else can win Morph? Maybe...

FINALLY! Goodbye Needle Dick!

So we had a pretty fantastic Double Eviction this week. Even though I would have loved to see the penguin go, Matt leaving was fine and dandy since Brendon followed him right out the door. Hayden had a nice HOH win. Brendon thought he had it in the bag and Hayden took it right up from him. Ragan and Brendon nominated, ragan won pov, brit goes up, brendon goes out. BEAUTIFUL!

Lane is the new HOH. I never thought I'd see the day.

Oh Hayden...

So last night, Hayden broke ANOTHER thing in the house. I don't know if I blogged about it before but a week ago, Hayden broke the pool sticks as seen below




Basically he lost the pool game so he swung the stick. He didn't realize how close he was to the other pool sticks so they broke. Big brother gave him a warning type thing. They knew it was an accident. I think it would probably just come out of his stipend.

Then we have incident number 2. Last night was playing with the vase and tried to ride it like a skate board. Obviously you cannot ride a vase like a skateboard because it doesn't have wheels. You also shouldn't stand on a vase because it probably can't hold the weight of an adult male. Since that vase couldn't hold is wait, it broke as seen below.




Apparently they put him on some sort of Big Brother Probation. I'm assuming he will get like penalty nom/vote if it happens again but definitely coming out of his stipend.

Here's the situation.

Well the veto ceremony is going on right now so I thought I would take the time to go over the last couple days. There has been a lot going on in this house over the past 2 days. Brendon winning veto was the worst case scenario and that obviously puts Britney in a bit of a predicament. Which one of her close friends does she put up against Enzo? Well Britney has laid it out. She isn't putting up Lane because obviously she wants final 2 with him. She doesn't want to put up Ragan because he didn't have a chance to play in the veto. That leaves Hayden and Matt. If she puts up Matt, he goes home. If she puts up Hayden, Enzo goes home. Now I have been flip-flopping on what would be a better for her game because let's go through the worst case scenarios.

1. Matt goes up and out. During double eviction HOH, that takes out one person who is definitely going to try to win HOH and wants Brendon out more than she does. The odds of Brendon winning HOH are higher and if he does, who does he put up? Britney and Ragan. Worst Case, Ragan wins POV. Who goes home? Britney.

2. Hayden goes up and Enzo goes home. The boys are pissed at her for going against them and want her out of the house. The odds of Hayden and Lane and Matt still wanting her around are slim and Matt, who will most likely win HOH if not Brendon, will probably put her up to protect the Brigade. Britney subsequently goes home.

Now at first, I was thinking Matt is more likely to be trustworthy to Britney over Enzo and that was what Ragan was trying to tell Britney. At one point Britney has a conversation with Lane about it but he talked her out of it. When I woke up this morning, I realized that it was completely in her best interest to get rid of Matt. This is the only chance they are going to be able to get him out, and the likeliness of Matt being loyal to brit is slim to nothing. Also Lane, Enzo, and Hayden are planning to take Britney to final 4. At that point in the game, she will probably be able to beat them over Matt and Ragan. She is dumb for thinking that the boys are actually aligned with her, but she isn't dumb for sticking with them and then knocking them out. It is clear that Britney wants a final 3 of Hayden, Lane, and herself. She needs to win HOH for that to happen but she has the highest chance of doing that. But before we think that far ahead in the game, there is another obstacle: BRENDON.

Now we all know that Britney is one of Brendon's targets but let's be real, who is number 1? Matt! I would even go and say that he would target Ragan before he targeted Britney. She would probably be safe if Brendon wins HOH with Matt still the house. If Matt or Ragan wins HOH, Britney still could be safe...maybe. But realistically, If she puts up Hayden, she has the house against her and they might not want to keep her.

So basically the conclusion I had come to was BRITNEY IS SCREWED!

But then Matt screwed himself over. Matt came up with a plan to throw Ragan under the bus and keep the Brigade intact. Problem with that is it backs up Britney's original "Matt is totally shady and untrustworthy" reason for putting him up. Ragan would take a bullet for Matt and Matt acts like he would do the same for Ragan. Even the brigade thinks it's not okay that he is throwing Ragan under the bus that hard.

Then it gets better. Britney realized that if she was going to go through with backdooring Matt, she was going to have to cover her bases with Brendon. Britney and Brendon had a pretty decent conversation. Britney told him straight up that she was doing him a favor by putting Matt up because has done nothing that would make her think that Matt wouldn't have her back. She was like take this as an apology for putting you up. Brendon seemed to be down with the Britney not going on the block during double eviction. He kind of offered her a Final 2 deal that she never actually accepted but went along with it. She mostly was just saying that it helps me having you in the game and if they did go to final 2, it is a justified even ground final 2. They are both tied for comps at this point. Obviously Britney was just covering her bases but I think Brendon was legit. Brendon said they would talk before thursday and come up with a plan for double eviction if Brendon wins HOH and which of the guys would go up. It seems pretty legit but I don't really know what Brendon is actually thinking.

So hopefully Britney is not in danger for DE but who knows what is going to happen.

Sorry if none of this makes sense...my thought process rarely makes sense : )

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Feeds just came back. Matt is on the block.

Just the Tip 6th Edition: Birthday Edition

We had the 6th edition of Just the Tip last night. Not one of their better episodes. Kind of short. Britney covered current events in the house. This episodes current event was her experience being handcuffed to Brendon. Ragan talked about the Hawaiian Luau they got when Britney opened Pandora's Box and had to spend an hour working out with Jesse. Apparently the Hula dancers looked like trannies. They did a segment called who wore it better. Rachel owned the same dress that Britney was wearing for Birthday night. They concluded that Britney indeed wore it better. Hayden talked about his experience being a Have-not for the first time. Yeah not that exciting.