The Series of Hooter's Events and other things about being drunk

So tonight the final 4 were having conversations about beer and drinking and more beer and more drinking. Everyone is telling stories about big things of beer at bars they no of. My favorite was Memphis's. This bar near him mixes beer, tequila, vodka, gin, etc. into a big bucket and serves it to you with straws in it. Part of me thinks that is dangerous but it is still rather interesting. Keesha was talking about this place she went to where they filled fish bowls with beer. Memphis also was saying that another bar near him sells pitchers of any alcoholic beverages to go. Also quite dangerous in my opinion. Keesha responded by saying at Hooters, they aren't allowed to serve a pitcher of beer if there is only one person.

I think I learn so much about Hooters on this show from Keesha. There is aparently this crazy guy that goes to the Hooters that Keesha works at every day and orders the same thing. They apparently call him Lemony Snicket. I did not catch why they call him that to. Probably because he is crazy. She said that he was one of those crazy smart people. Also he only lets black people wait on him. Weird...

Dan and Keesha talked about drunk driving as well. Dan said that he was sort of irresponsible with alcohol in high school but he never drove drunk. He thought there was to much to risk doing that. Keesha said she doesn't do it anymore or at least tries not to. She says its easy to just get a cab in LA. She was saying how there weren't like any cabs in Ohio because she was in the middle of nowhere. I think that implies that she did some drinking and driving when younger. tsk tsk Keesha tsk tsk.

They told more stories but I'm not going to go through all of them. The big brother house is not really exciting with just 4 people. It is sad that the most exciting thing is Keesha's Hooters stories.

TODAY IS A CRAZY DAY IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE!!!!!

Today has been such a crazy day in the Big Brother house. I have edited the two luxury competition posts a billion times! It is official that no one really knows what is going on in the house today. Dan says his prize is a trip to private beach but there is stuff wrong with this. The card said that the prize would impact the game and I don't see how that would impact the game. He said to the house guests that he could pick someone to go with him but he chose not to bring anyone. It appears that it is a lie because Dan would have no reason to not take Keesha or Memphis with him. There is speculation that the private beach is a trip to the jury house. There is also speculation that Michelle is involved in this whole thing. Dan said in the HOH bathroom that he was going to try to sway michelle's vote.

Right now everything is just speculation and nobody is probably going to know anything till sunday. Dan is aparently not allowed to talk about the prize anymore either. They held him in the Diary room for quite a long time. So for now everyone is just confused.

Kudos to Big Brother to turning a quite dull day into madness and confusion for the viewers.

Luxury Competition part 2

So the luxury competition ended and Dan won. I haven't figured out what the actual answer was but I will post it when I find out. Dan says that his prize is a trip to a private beach and that is all production would tell him. He also said that he was allowed to bring someone but apparently he has chose to not bring anyone at all because he didn't want to create any animosity in the house.

There is definitely something they are not telling us/them. But when does BB tell anyone anything. So many twists.

Luxury Competition!!!!!

So I mentioned the Luxury Competition in a post earlier today. After the gorilla brought them outside, they saw a bunch of items and performers. They have 3 chances to guess what everything means. If they think they know, they go to the diary room to and guess. Whoever gets it right wins the prize. With every wrong guess, the gorilla covers up an item making it out of play for the game.
I haven't been able to figure out what it means and it appears that none of the house guests have figured it out yet either. It appears that Jerry is out and Keesha has used 2 or 3 of her guesses, Dan has used 2 and Memphis has used none.









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It is believed that the phrase is Bury the hatchet. That would be the only one that would make sense anyway since most of the other items were covered up. Keesha ran in around 11:55 BBT for her final guess and so maybe she thinks she has it. Dan thinks he might of got it early on but he does use up is 3rd guess when there was 5 minutes remaining in the competition. Memphis still doesn't use any of his. I think Keesha probably won but I'm not sure.

What about stop that do you not understand?

Big brother got mad at Dan last night. The crew was restocking the storage room and Dan could hear them talking so he was listening in on their conversations. It was hilarious. They kept saying Dan, stop that but of course Dan doesn't. They don't show it in this clip but Big brother finally was liked DAN WHAT PART OF STOP THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? So funny.

Gorilla?

So the Big Brother houseguests were awoken this morning by a guy in a gorilla suit. It is the craziest thing ever. I'm assuming this is involving the Luxury competition since the gorilla leads them outside.

Haha oh Renny!

So Renny smothered Dan with a bean bag chair. It was SO hilarious. Apparently Jerry rubbed his boogers on this bean bag chair so its is also kind of gross.

Happy Birthday Dan!

They are finally celebrating Dan's birthday. They baked Dan a football cake. It is really cute not going to lie. Dan and Memphis are telling Renny and Keesha about the moth and the Spider. Keesha said, "Why would you do that shit," and I totally agree with her on that one. What is so entertaining about feeding a moth to a spider?

Memphis is saying that his is the first football cake in big brother history and Renny is acting like she doesn't believe him. Who else would make a football cake on big brother?

Memphis and Dan: Big Brother's bug catchers!

So I'm watching Big Brother: After Dark and some weird things are going on in the house. Memphis, Dan, and Jerry have discovered this spider on a web outside. I know I would freak out if I saw that thing. It is a HUGE spider. They have decided that they are going to feed the spider other bugs. Why are they doing this, I have no idea but they are running around chasing a stupid moth. It is actually kind of hilarious. The have been failing at catching the moth so they found a bee on the hammock. They through the bee at the web but that didn't work out to well. They are now back to chasing the moth. Dan almost caught it at one point but they have not been successful as of now. Some things that happen in that house I will never understand.

9:49 BBT: Memphis successfully catches the moth and throws it on to the web. They are currently watching the spider do things with the moth. It is crazy. I still don't understand what is so interesting about this but whatever keeps them entertained...


That video is from when they first catch a moth about an hour and a half earlier. I can't believe they seriously did this for an hour and a half.

THE PILLOW FIGHT!

This was so hilarious. I mean like legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Renny has gone crazy it is SO funny. Memphis and Dan are so mean to Renny but it is so funny. I love the Keesha "squeals" in the background. She wasn't even getting attacked but she still squealed constantly.