Showing posts with label Recap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Recap. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Done with the recaps.

So, since I am a lazy ass, I'm starting to get tired of doing Recaps. I cover most of the episode details in other posts anyway. I think I'm just going to give a general rundown of the competition and that is it. Maybe some DR quotes but yeah that's it. I know nobody reads the Recaps anyway...they are long and boring.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

"I Beat you", Jeff and Jordan, and YOU GOT THIS, BABE!

Houseguests: Brendon, Britney, Enzo, Hayden, Kathy, Lane, Matt, Rachel, Ragan
HoH: Matt
Nominees: Brendon and Rachel
PoV: Britney

So we have the recap of the nomination ceremony with a couple of corresponding DRs. Matt said that Rachel and Brendon were the two biggest threats in the house, they were an annoyance, and a virus in the house. Ragan said "My feelings can be better expressed through song: HALLELUJAH!" Brendon said that it was a stupid move on Matt's part because whoever stays is going after him. Rachel doesn't understand why she is the target when there are 6 guys in the house.

Rachel and Brendon talk in the Taj, both very angry because of nominations. When they go into the kitchen, everyone else asks if they are all right and they don't really respond. Matt, Kathy, Hayden, and Ragan talk in the bathroom saying things like "someone's grumpy" talking about rachel who is in the kitchen angrily cutting vegetables for her huge ass salad that is definitely made for 4 people but she eats herself. Kathy doesn't think she should be using a knife. (neither did I when I watched on live feeds. I thought she was going to lose a finger) Next you see Britney randomly react to Rachel and asks her if she was alright and that should probably go talk in Taj with a slight edge in her voice. What you missed was Rachel calling Britney a bitch and then Britney reacting that way.

Rachel and Brendon talk in Cabana. Rachel has a her large salad that is meant for 7, brendon is eating a regular meal. I Normally don't put pictures in Recap posts but I think you need to see this salad to understand how large it really is:

anyway. Brendon tells her that he would sacrifice his game for her to stay in this house and that he would use the POV on her if he wins. Rachel "cries" in the DR about how all she has done is fight to be here and random other crap that you don't really want to hear.

They have a bowling lane set up to practice for the veto competition. They ask rachel if she wants to practice but she runs off to the TAJ and "sobs". Brendon follows her and tries to comfort her but she keeps saying that she has nothing left to give. She says in the DR that she feels like "road kill waiting for the crows to come eat me". Brendon basically drags her outside and then they practice until like 5:30 am. Enzo comes out at 3:30 and is like what the hell it is 3:30!?!?!

Then it is time to draw names for the veto competition. 7 people are playing because Ragan has a veto ticket. The Players are Matt, Brendon, Rachel, Britney, Kathy, Enzo and Ragan. Later on, the houseguests are sitting around when they hear the doorbell ring? Oddly confused they go to the door to find Jeff and Jordan from BB11! Woo everyone excited to see people that weren't each other. So Jeff and Jordan are hosting the veto comp.

So the veto competition is Lover's Lane. Basically a houseguest goes up, bowls, then challenges is another houseguest. Whoever scores the lowest amount of pins is eliminated. Then they continue to do rounds like that until one person is left who will win the power of veto

First Round: Rachel goes first and bowls a 6. She challenges Kathy. Kathy knocks down 7 Pins. Rachel is eliminated.
Second Round: Brendon goes first and bowls a 3. He challenges Britney who knocks down 5 pins. Brendon is eliminated.

Now that Brendon and Rachel were the first two out of the competition, the houseguest kind of enjoyed it. Just kind of had fun, not really worried about who was going to win or going to lose. Matt in the DR said it was like playing skeeball at chuck e cheese and having a good time. Apparently Enzo ended up just asking who wanted to go up and Britney offered. Nobody cared because either Brendon or Rachel was definitely going home this week. All thought Brendon's Bowl of a three was pathetic. Rachel said in the DR that a monkey could do better than that.

Third Round: Enzo knocks down 8 pins. He challenges Britney who knocks down 9 pins. Enzo is eliminated.
Fourth round: Ragan knocks down 7 pins. He challenges Matt who knocks down 9 pins. Ragan is eliminated
Fifth Round: Kathy knocks down 7 pins. She challenges Britney who knocks down 8 pins. Kathy is eliminated.
Sixth Round: Matt knocks down 7 pins. He challenges Britney who knocks down all 10 pins. Britney wins the Power of veto.

Oh I forgot to mention that on Brendon's last ball he chucks it and almosts hits Jeff and Jordan. Anger issues...

Rachel is planning to confront Kathy for disrespecting Rachel in the competition aka rachel didn't think it was appropriate for Kathy to cheer because she won the round against her aka rachel is a self centered idiot. So rachel confronts Kathy asking her to appologize and Kathy is obviously like no you are ridiculous. You chose me because you were convinced you could beat me and I was happy I won. Apparently that is still not okay because rachel is in the lowest position in this house. Britney who is listening from the HOH bedroom gets really pissed off. Kathy comes up later and Britney says "Kathy if you apologize I will slap you across the face".

Ragan has his first sab task which is to turn Brendon and Rachel against each other. He said in his message that was directed at rachel specifically, "Brendon has been throwing competitions to get ahead in this game". Didn't work. Rachel just laughed. It did help a little bit because now the whole house thinks Rachel is the saboteur.

Rachel tries to convince Britney to use the veto on her. Britney says straight up that it would hurt her game if she was to use the veto on Rachel. Rachel offers her $5000, Britney still says no.

Veto meeting.
Rachel basically just begs for britney to use it. While Brendon on the other hand calls Britney a selfish spoiled brat. Britney laughs at him and obviously decides not to use the power of veto.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Paint Cans, Bitch Fights, and Pandoras Box!!

Houseguests: Brendon, Britney, Enzo, Hayden, Kathy, Lane, Matt, Rachel, Ragan
HOH: Matt
Nominees: Brendon and Rachel

The Episode starts off with a Recap of the Eviction and the beginnings of the HOH competition. They show a couple of diary room sessions. Brendon says the only way to guarantee his and Rachel's safety was to win HOH. Matt says that the brigade has had a couple of speed bumps and needs to get back in control of the house. Hayden wants to send Brendon or Rachel home this week. Kristen deserves to be there more than them.

We then have a Kristen leaving the house recap. In the DR, Hayden says that he has to put all his loyalty and focus into the brigade. Rachel says she was happy to see Kristen go with a 6-1 vote. Kathy says that she knew that she would be the only person voting for Kristen to stay in the house and the last time she went against the house, she was put on the block but she had to do what was right. Enzo said goodbye and good riddance. After that we go back to the HOH competition.

In the DR, Ragan said he didn't want to be a have not. Enzo was saying that he wanted to slap brendon across the face but he was lucky that the paintbrush was doing all the dirty work for him. After the DRs, Kathy has decided she is going to make a deal with a House. Her deal was she would take one for the team and be the have not this week by falling first. Everyone was like...okay. Britney mocked her in the DR by doing her usual quote the person then make a "what the fuck" face. Kathy said in the DR she wanted everyone to think she was weak.

Later they show rachel saying "You got it boo" several times to brendon. Matt, Lane, and Britney mock her in the DR. Brit says after "Ugh just kill me"

Enzo feels like he is done and falls. Matt in the DR says that Enzo is the most selfish person in this game because he lets everyone else do the work for him.

Some DRs about the houseguests wanting Brendon to fall. Britney is giving Matt updates on Brendon's status. Saying he is struggling.

Quote of the night:
Rachel: Come on brendon stay strong
Matt: can I stay strong too
Rachel: yes, matt

After that, Brendon falls. He is the third person out of the competition. Brendon and Rachel talk/fight. Rachel is mad that Brendon didn't win because when he needed her, she pulled out a win and the least he could do was return the favor. She keeps saying it's okay but you need to win pov. Brendon doesn't like that...at all. Rachel thinks her hopes hang with Britney and Ragan.

Then we have lane falling, britney falling, and hayden falling in that order. Neither of them really cared about winning HOH, only cared about brendon not winning, and they were tired. Now we are down to a final two of Ragan and Matt just like the last endurance challenge. Ragan decides to let matt win because he was tired and would rather not have the blood on his hands.

Matt is our new HOH! The Brigade has happy talk in the storage room. Rachel and Brendon have an argument in Taj. Brendon tries to apologize for losing. Rachel says it's fine but he doesn't get it. I don't really know what there isn't to get and I'm pretty sure Brendon gets it but I'm not going to go there.

Then we get our favorite Sunday event: "WHO WANTS TO SEE MY HOH ROOM!?!?!" Everyone really "excited". Britney is screaming like a maniac. Britney explains in the DR that they have all seen matt's pictures before so only his friends are excited to see it, every one else could care less. So she decided to make fun of Rachel, one of the non friends who is acting excited but could really care less. Again, Rachel did not get that they were making fun of her.

After this we have a Trapped segment. It was a poorly done segment for one of the best games these houseguests have played. After seeing the HOH room, Ragan comes downstairs followed by Britney and they are both saying "Ultimate trap". Britney explains in the DR that they play this game called trapped where everyone tries to leave someone with Brendon and Rachel since that is the last place anyone would want to be alone. If the person gets stuck with them, they are considered to be "trapped". That was it for the trapped segment. They could have done a way better job. They had some pretty good traps that could have been show yet the did nothing. Oh and Matt ended up getting trapped because it was HOH room obviously.

After the crap trapped segment, we cut to Matt going up to the HOH room and sees the question mark on the door. PANDORAS BOX. He opens the Box and inside is Diamond Power of Veto. He can't tell anyone about it so he makes up a lie saying that inside the box was a 1 dollar card. He took the lanyard off the card that he won from the first HOH competition and said that was what was inside. All the houseguests believe him but Brendon questions it a little bit. Later on, Ragan is called into the DR and sees an envelope on the chair. He is told that he was chosen to be the Sab. He decides to do it because he didn't want to disappoint America.

Rachel and Ragan Bitch fight is next. Ragan gets into a tiff with Rachel because she thinks that he is a pair with matt. It gets heated, if you want full details I made a full post about it and I don't want to type it all again.

Then we have a sab message, general discussion about it by the houseguests.

Then nomination ceremony, Matt puts up Brendon and Rachel as planned. (If you can't tell I got really lazy at the end).

Friday, August 6, 2010

Hair extensions, Paint Buckets, and Ragan's lack of filter.

Houseguests: Brendon, Britney, Enzo, Hayden, Kathy, Lane, Matt, Rachel, Ragan
HOH: Rachel
POV: Britney
Nominees: Hayden and Kristen

So it starts with a recap of the veto ceremony. A couple of DRs. Hayden didn't really know what happened. Britney said Kristen and Hayden looked pissed but she couldn't risk Lane going up. Rachel says that the reason she told Britney she would put up Lane was to make sure it wasn't used. She didn't want to make a super alliance with Kristen and Hayden. Kristen is devastated. She knows that one of them is definitely going home and it sucks.

Brendon and Rachel talk in the BY. They said they were happy because they are breaking up a strong alliance. Hayden comes outside and says there are no hard feelings and he knew he was safe. In the DR, Hayden says he is definitely safe because he has the brigade's votes and Brendon's votes.

Enzo and Britney talk in the backyard. Britney is explaining to Enzo about how Rachel threatened that she would put Lane up. Enzo get's really pissed and says he is definitely gunning after them now. We then cut to Hayden Kristen and Kathy in the Taj. Britney walks in. Kathy leaves so the three of them can talk. Britney apologizes and told them what Rachel did. So they aren't mad at Britney. Kristen says in the DR that she wants to rip Rachel's head off. They had the perfect plan and Rachel purposely derailed it. After Britney leaves, Hayden and Kristen continue to talk. Hayden tells her to fight. Kristen is crying and saying she hasn't regretted anything she has done so far in this game and if she didn't fight, she would regret it. Hayden said he wouldn't be mad if she campaigned against him and tells her that everything is going to be alright. In the DR, Kristen says while crying that she wants to fight because she is not ready to go home. Says it's bad being up against him but she has to fight.

Then we cut to one of the greatest moments this season. Play time with Rachel's hair extensions!!! Matt, Ragan, and Britney are hanging out in the HOH room while Rachel and Brendon were downstairs. Britney asks Matt to pass her one of Rachel's extensions and then her and Matt put them. IN the DR Britney says "of course you can't hang out in Rachel's HOH room without making fun of her". Britney goes into a full blown "let's make fun of rachel" hilarious impersonation time. She starts talking in this high pitched voice and imitates the floaters get your life vest fight and "who wants to see my HOH room?" and other various things. Then Rachel and Brendon come in. Britney reaction was like a 3 year old who is playing with their mom's make up and then she walks in the room. IN DR Britney says "BUSTED." She doesn't want to be on rachel's bad side. Rachel instead doesn't get the fact that they are making fun of her and finds it hilarious. She says in DR that "making fun of someone is the highest form of flattery"

Then we get into a whole segment about Kristen suspecting an alliance between Hayden, Enzo, and Lane. She use this in her campaigning talks to Ragan, Britney, and Brendon. None of them really buy it. They all think it is possible but they don't think there is a real alliance going on right now.

Question time with Julie:
Hayden, are you sad that you gave away the unitard? Hayden thinks that he should have taken the 5 grand. Says that solitary confinement is brutal but Kristen looks better than he would. Julie agrees. Says that Kristen gives Jen a run for her money.

Ask Enzo what he was doing during the Luxury comp because it looks a little too close for comfort. He says he was really amped up and he knew they had won

Asked Britney who the most difficult houseguest to live with was. Brit said Ragan because he was gassy. She said Ragan was funny and great but it smelled really bad. Julie asked Ragan what he had to say for himself. Since you can't expect ragan to say something appropriate when asked a question of course he said that most of the farts come from Britney's legs. Julie was like okay conversation over.

Then we have talks with Hayden's Mom and Kristen's Friend and now ex-boyfriend. Hayden's mom doesn't like Kristen because she thinks that Kristen doesn't really like him and is clouding his head. She wants her gone so Hayden would focus more on the game. Kristen's friends are shocked that she is making out with Hayden because she has a boyfriend. Kristen's boyfriend (well ex-boyfrined) feels betrayed and disgusted.

Julie goes and talk to Rachel in HOH room. Rachel is hoping to pull Britney into her alliance with Brendon. Says Kristen came after her and that's why she is up, Matt's her next target, and the honeymoon phase is over with her in Brendon but that shows they are in a "real relationship"

Time for eviction. Kristen is evicted with a vote 6-1 (Kathy votes to keep Kristen). In the goodbye messages, Rachel kept up with her standard "come between me and my man" and Hayden revealed the brigade to Kristen but said he would choose her over the brigade.

Ragan is chosen as the new saboteur. He will be unleashed if the HOH opens Pandora's box.

HoH comp is called True Colors. They have to stand on a paint bucket and it spins. Whoever lasts the longest is HOH. First one off is the only have not for the week.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Brendon you are not a wizard!!!!!!!!!!!

Houseguests: Brendon, Britney, Enzo, Hayden, Kathy, Kristen, Lane, Matt, Rachel, Ragan
HOH: Rachel
POV: Britney
Nominees: Hayden and Kristen

They start off the episode recapping the events at the nomination ceremony. In the DR, Hayden said that it didn't make sense that Rachel nominated him and Kristen because they were going after her and Brendon. He said nobody likes you and everybody is going after you. Kristen in the DR says that she doesn't want to hurt Hayden or campaign against him but she wants to stay in the house. Then we cut to another "quality" argument starring Brendon Villegas and Rachel Reilly. Brendon is scolding rachel for her saying Bring it on. He thinks that she is just making bold statements that will put a bigger target on their backs. Brendon I'm sorry but everyone is gunning for you and nothing changed when she said "bring it on". He wanted her to apologize but of course Rachel didn't want to and of course, since he treats her like a child, Brendon scolded her. Their relationship is so pathetic.

Hayden and Kristen are having a conversation in the Taj about how one of them has to win veto and Kathy has to go on the block because Kristen will go home against anyone else in the house. Rachel comes in because Brendon forced her to apologize. She said it was all part of the game and Hayden is like really because it sounded like an attack on us. That didn't go over so well.

Now we arrive at Wizards of Pinball, the veto competition. Ragan, Britney, and Enzo were the houseguests chosen to play in the veto with the nominees and HOH. Brendon was chosen as a host. The competition went like this. There is a big giant pinball machine with slots at the bottom. In the middle was a veto symbol slot and then next to that was a 6 on both sides, then 5 etc etc etc. The goal was to get as close to the veto symbol as possible. The person with the lowest score was eliminated and was able to pick a prize. Then they could choose to keep that prize or trade it for someone elses prize.

First round most people scored relatively high but Kristen got out with a score of 2. Her prize was the veto. Obviously she kept it because a) it's veto and she is on the block and b) there was no one to trade with. Second round, Ragan is eliminated with a score of 1. His prize is a veto ticket. The veto ticket gives reserves him a spot in next weeks veto. He keeps the veto ticket. Next round Enzo is eliminated with a score of 1. His prize is a 3D Flat screen TV. He keeps it. Next Round Rachel is eliminated with a score of 6. Both Hayden and Britney got perfect shots. Rachel's prize is second chance. The second chance allows rachel to pick a person, take their prize and that person goes back in the game. She chooses Ragan so now Ragan is back in the game and Rachel has the veto ticket. Next round Ragan is eliminated with a score of 1. His prize is $5,000 that he can keep for himself or at any point in the game give to any other houseguest. (aka bribe money) He chooses to give that prize to Rachel and take back the veto ticket. Rachel like freaks out and is like "You don't want to give me that" Ragan's Response: "Actually, I'm happy to give you this $5,000, Rachel". In the final round, Britney is up first and get's a veto. Hayden is eliminated with his score of 5. Hayden's prize is the Hippietard. He took the veto from Kristen thinking Britney would less likely take it from him as opposed to Kristen. Hayden thought wrong because when Britney got solitary confinement (24 hours in the have not room with a camp toilet and a diet of french bread, water, and slop), she chose to take the veto from him. So if you didn't really keep up with that,

Britney: Veto
Kristen: Hippietard
Rachel: $5,000
Ragan: Veto ticket
Enzo: 3D TV
Hayden: Solitary confinement

There a couple of Diary room comments shown throughout the competition.
Britney: “You are a homosapien brendon not a wizard!!!!!” She thought Brendon was way too dramatic of a host with his stupid wizard voice.
Lane: “You could cut the tension with a machete” He was talking about how tense it was during the competition
Britney: “You could have heard crickets out there” She was talking about how silent and tense it was during the competition.

After the competition was over, Kristen just went and hugged Hayden and bursted into tears. Not her best day.

After all of this POV business was over, they showed Hayden going into solitary confinement. Then we have Kristen walking out of the Diary Room in her Hippietard and wig. She looks absolutely ridiculous. Enzo she said looked like a bootlegged little orphan annie in the DR.

Then we have bonding time with Kristen and Hayden through the door. Kristen stuck her hand through the crack and was crying...again. Kristen never really seemed like the big brother cryer to me...unlike Monet and Britney who proved that they were by crying all through week 2.

We then have this random segment of Enzo and Lane talking about Hayden coming out of solitary confinement. They had a joint DR session as well which I wasn't okay with. That is a chill town thing. Anyway they were saying they had to like tame the beast and it was kind of funny but not really. Better things happened this week that should have been shown in that slot. After that they showed the "releasing of the beast" which they say was 24 hours but it really wasn't it was closer to 20. They had to take him out early for the movie. (They don't want you to know that though so they had a fake countdown clock)

Then we have movie time. Rachel and the winning team of the Luxury comp (Brendon, Hayden, and Enzo) got to watch the other guys in the HOH bedroom. They laughed. It probably wasn't that funny.

Then we have BRITNEY'S AMAZING VETO PLAN (except for the fact that Rachel screwed her over last minute and the plan failed)

So I explained the plan in detail in a previous post since I saw stayed up sunday night until 5am EST watching the whole thing unfold and woke up just in time to see it all crumble to bits right before the veto ceremony monday afternoon. The way they edited it doesn't give it justice so if you really want to know what happened, read that, not what I am writing below.

Britney and Hayden are having a convo in the Taj. Hayden is asking her to use the veto on him. She said she would go for it but he would have to make a deal with Rachel and Brendon then stab them in the back the next week by putting them up if he won HOH. She would have to do the same thing. She also said she would only do it if Kathy was definitely going up. When Hayden and Kristen talk to Rachel and Brendon, they try to form a 4 person alliance since if Kristen went home, Hayden would have no one. (well except the brigade but nobody needs to know that) They agreed to this...to a certain extent. Hayden goes and talk to Britney giving her a heads up that everything is going according to plan. Britney decides to go talk to Rachel because she had to make sure Kathy was going up. When she went to talk to Rachel, she tried to make it seem like Kristen was still going home (to appeal to rachel) if they put Kathy up. Rachel didn't like it and suggested that Lane should go up instead. Britney was then forced to back out of the plan because Kathy wasn't definitely going up and lose her 2 weeks safety from Hayden and Kristen.

That is not what happened really at all but i'm just going to let it go.

Britney did not use the veto to protect Lane from going on the block. Another uneventful episode of Big Brother Season 12.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Floater's Grab Your Life Vests, Luxury Comps, and Cool Girl Baths

Houseguests: Brendon, Britney, Enzo, Hayden, Kathy, Kristen, Lane, Matt, Rachel, Ragan
HOH:Rachel

This episode starts off with the house during voting. Kristen and Hayden were flipping out and at Andrew while everyone was going into vote. It was absolutely insane. Hayden said "You are so full of shit!" Kristen told him that he wanted to go out with a bang. In the DR, Hayden says that Captain Kosher ruined his game, Kristen says they have busted after trying so hard to keep that secret. Lane said “This whole time I thought they were cousins but now I find out they are kissing cousins” I laughed at that. Britney talks about how all hell is breaking loose. Matt is nervous because this might put too much attention on the brigade while Rachel is happy because it's taking the attention off of her and Brendon.

Then they Racap the HOH competition and Rachel is so incredibly excited in the DR. It is kind of annoying to be perfectly honest. Then this is when the drama really starts. Rachel decides to make the comment "Floater's grab your life vests, Kristen". Kristen flips out. First they argue about the game but then it started to get personal. Rachel starts saying she unintelligent because all she has is a fashion degree. Hayden chimes in with "And you're so smart because you have a chemistry degree? String a sentence together without using the word 'like,' will you?" Then Brendon comes in and since he is Brendon but he doesn't help. Then they start fighting about how Kristen said that she was going to put her and Brendon up. False. She said she didn't know. But Rachel wouldn't back down. The rest of the house is like pacing around not knowing what to do with themselves. They can't go inside because they haven't opened the doors yet and they didn't want to have anything to do with this argument. Rachel uses her line again and tells Kristen she is in dangerous waters. Also Kathy hugs Kristen and Hayden and Rachel and her jealous self gets pissed because her and Kathy used to be friends. Britney in DR says Phenomenal!!!! and that the target on her back gets smaller and smaller with every comment. That is pretty much all they show of the big argument.

Cut to Rachel and Brendon talking in the Taj bedroom. She is going through her whirlwind of emotions and is really excited that she won. They cut to Lane Matt and Enzo talking in Jumnaji bedroom. Talking about how no one knows about the brigade. Also saying that they have to get Kristen out to get Hayden's head back in the brigade.

Hayden talks to Rachel in Taj bedroom. He tries to do some damage control. Tells them they are not a shomance and Rachel keeps saying that Kristen was going to put her.

Hayden and Kristen talk in the Cabana room. Hayden feels like it is his fault. Kristen says it is not and she is mad at herself for not winning. Rachel comes in to apologize saying it was heat of the moment but Kristen doesn't accept the apology. Hayden says in the DR that he thinks she is crazy for doing that since Rachel is HOH. Enzo Lane and Hayden also talk about how it was crazy.

Then we get the infamous "Who wants to see my HOH room?" Kristen decides not to go up. Awkward. In the DR Enzo says he is just going to brown nose her. Nobody cares but he is going to pretend that he does. Britney then says the greatest DR quote of all time. 'Who wants to see my HoH room?' Nobody. In fact, we'd rather hang ourselves. But guess who's most excited? Me." Then they show her sitting on rachel's bed laughing. So funny. It was very well delivered and the hand motions were fantastic.

Then they watch the preview for the other guys since seeing the movie was the prize of the luxury comp. They laugh, it's really not that funny but they have been in the house so long, anything is funny. The competition is this race. There is all this cop stuff and Kathy says she is in "her world". (except Kathy made her team lose...bad). Britney says it was miserable and she couldn’t see anything because she is in the back. Matt said it washed off all the "Matt funk" since he hadn’t showered today. (there was a car wash part) Ragan said that Kathy is like carrying around a dead body. Enzo doesn’t like it. The winning team was Brendon, Enzo, and Hayden with a time 47 secs. Britney, Lane, and Matt really thought they won. They were close though with 52 secs. Kathy Ragan and Kristen had a time of 2 min and 14 secs. Fail.

They then showed the "Cool Girl Bath". Britney says that the last place she wants to be is in the bath with Rachel but she is HOH so "bubble up".

Kathy talks to Brendon and Rachel about how she isn't a floater and really wants to be there. She should realize that she is a floater. Kristen and Rachel have a long talk. It was very repetitive (not shown as repetitive and long in the show but that thing lasted almost 2 hours) They talk about whether Kristen was going to put Rachel and Brendon up. Afterwards Brendon talks to Rachel and tells her she is crazy for considering to not put up Kristen. In the end Rachel nominates Hayden and Kristen and then makes another stupid Rachel move and tells them to "Bring it on".

Friday, July 30, 2010

What the hell Andrew, no slop, and the winning HOH orgasm.

Houseguests:Brenden, Britney, Enzo, Hayden, Kathy, Kristen, Lane, Matt, Rachel, Ragan
HOH: Matt
POV: Brendan
Nominees: Andrew and Kathy

So the episode starts off with a recap of what happened at the veto ceremony. They do a couple diary rooms. Britney said she felt like she was in the twilight zone after what andrew said. She also made a really funny rachel face because rachel seemed so angry. Kathy was also confused. Rachel was insanely pissed. Andrew, well, he thought he did a great job. Rachel and Brendon have a talk in taj bedroom. Rachel is again pissed because Brendon knew that Andrew was going to give the speech. Rachel feels like she should be included in these conversations and plans. She is major pissed.

They cut to Matt and Andrew having a talk in the HOH room. Matt explaining to Andrew that he fucked up really bad. He was not going home until he made that speech. He was a clear pawn until he did that.

Brendon and Rachel are still arguing in the backyard. Brendon tries to apologize and says I love you and leans in for a kiss but rachel pulls back. She is pissed.

Kathy pulls the Cancer card with Ragan. I'm not even going to talk about it but its like a big cry sesh between the two of them. Then Kathy gives her cancer speech to Kristen. Now Kristen and Kathy are best friends. Nobody really knows where that came from. Andrew feels like an outcast because everyone (and by everyone I mean Kristen) only cares about Kathy. He has no friends so he goes and cries in the Have-not room. (Not seen in the episode but he spends like a whole day doing this). Later on a BIG fight goes down between Kristen and Andrew. Andrew goes into the bathroom and tells Kathy and Kristen not to play him like a fiddle. Then he walks away but Kristen gets PISSED! Andrew and Kristen then go through a screaming battle in Taj. Everyone else is like oh this awkward. Andrew is like you don't give a damn about me and Kristen is like well, Andrew, Kathy came up to talk to me and you didn't. She said that if he came to talk to her she would be there for him as well. As much as I hate Kristen, I'm siding with her on this argument.

We then cut to Matt Enzo and Hayden talking in the HOH room. They are debating whether to keep Andrew. They say it might be good because it would keep the target off of the brigades back.

When we come back from commercial break, Julie goes and talks to the houseguests. Rachel got the first question. Julie asks her if she is surprised she isn't on the block. She says she is shocked. She was very thankful and she was going to continue to finght for her and Brendon to stay in the house. Next Question: What did Lane miss most from home? he said spotlighting. Julie talks to Enzo about Britney helping him with his accent. He asks him to say a bunch of things and then he asks him to say I reckon I will not be on slop this week. Then she tells the houseguests that no one will be on slop this week. They are excited.

They talk to matt's wife stacy about matt making up that she has a disease. Stacy doesn't agree with it but she is going to support him. She tried to help him with his lie in her letter but she doesn't agree with the decision for him to do that. Julie talks to matt in the HOH room about the disease. Matt said he assumes that it will offend some people but he says it's all part of the game. He thinks the lie is working. Julie asks him why he didn't nominate Brendon and Rachel. He says he has to look out for himself.

Now it is time for the nominees to give their final speeches. Kathy goes first and talks about morals and how she loves everyone and respects their decision. Andrew, on the other hand, throw EVERYONE under the bus. His speech was absolutely nuts. He mainly attacked Kristen, calling her a tinman (like she has no heart). She tells everyone about the Kristen and Hayden showmance. Says things like, everyone thinks enzo is stupid, kristen hates britney's accent and all this random crap. The houseguests were like WHAT THE FUCK!?!? After that was votes. Obviously and 8-0 vote to evict andrew. In the hallway of the DR, Britney and Rachel do this whole what the fuck just happened thing. It was nuts.

HoH competition was really intense. Most people threw it though. The competition was basically a head to head comp where Julie would describe a competition and you had to pick what type of competition it was. If you got it right, you stay in the game, choose who goes up next, and your opponent is out. If you get it wrong, your opponent stays in the game and you are out. If no one answers, you both are out. Kristen and Rachel seriously target each other by picking each other every time. Rachel ends up winning. Rachel freaks out. She is so excited and basically has an "HOH orgasm" as the houseguests have been calling it after the competition (they do not say that until after the episode). She jumps up and down, screams, cries, and many other emotions. That pretty much ends the episode. Apparently there was a huge fight after and we should see that on sunday.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Sumo Wrestlers, Ted the spider, Jessie the Gorilla, and other Luxurious Nonsense

The episode starts off with the house guests walking in from the HOH competition to see the Sumo wrestler sitting in the living room. They continually stare at it for awhile until Dan notice an envelope that the sumo wrestler is sitting on. When the sumo wrestler stands up, Dan quickly grabs it before he sat back down again. The letter told them about a luxury competition that was happening the next day with the prize being a trip out of the house that could change the game. They were so excited. They had several ideas which were said in the DR. Memphis thought it would be a sushi Dinner. Jerry thought it would be a trip to a tea house. Keesha thought it would be a trip to a show. Dan thought they were going to Japan. Jerry also thought that they would be a trip to Vegas.

Next Keesha, Dan, and Memphis talk. They are all upset that Jerry is still there. They know they have to win POV. Keesha was wearing some weird glasses. If anyone knows what's up with those PLEASE enlighten me. Next was Keesha crying outside. I feel so bad for her. She said in the diary room that she really missed Renny and this was the first time that she seriously felt alone in the house. She knows that Dan and Memphis have each others back and she really has no one at this point. Next Jerry and Memphis talk outside. Memphis says it is going to be an interesting couple of days. Jerry said they had to get rid of Keesha because if a woman was in final 2, they would win. Then they had a little segment on Ted. If you haven't heard about him, Ted is there pet spider. They showed them feeding the moth to Ted. Keesha freaked out. She said “I can’t believe you did something like that Ass” It was so funny. The Spider literally destroyed that moth. After that we saw Dan's HOH room. He had a lot of pictures of Monica and a note from his dad. Jerry called him fat which was pretty funny.

Next they showed the Luxury competition. They were awoken by a Gorilla that just happened to be Jessie. So funny. The gorilla led them outside to the backyard where loads of objects were outside. Clues are used to find the hidden phrase. Some of the clues are have nothing to do with the phrase and will be covered up one by one as the game goes on. They each have 3 guesses and 3 hours to make them. They will not know who wins till the 3 hours are up. Jerry's guesses were hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, diamonds are a girls best friend, A dog is a man’s best friend. Keesha's guesses where sleeping dogs lie, Blew it. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Memphis's guess was Fruitless exit (dear lord). Dan's guess was Bury the Hatchet and that was correct. He won a trip to a private beach and could take a house guest or a jury member. He decided to take a Jury member and take michelle. Dan tells the houseguest that he was going to private beach but he did not tell them he was taking michelle. He tells them that he is going by himself though he had an option to take one of the current house guests. Jerry thinks that something is up because going by himself was not a very "Dan" thing to do.

Dan and Memphis talk. They were deciding who should go up on the block. They really didn't want to put Keesha on the block because it would really hurt her so they thought it would better to put up Memphis and Jerry. It would also hide their alliance. That is what ended up happening in nominations.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

"We were just talking about sumo wrestlers" (9/4 Recap)

Final 5: Jerry, Keesha, Renny, Memphis and Dan
HOH: Jerry
Veto: Memphis (Used to save Dan)
Nominated: Keesha and Renny

So this episode starts off with a conversation Memphis and Dan about Jerry. Memphis feels bad about the whole situation and wonders if Jerry is going to be really pissed off at him. Next they show Keesha and Jerry talking about Dan and Memphis. Jerry tells Keesha that Memphis has a deal with everyone in the house and that she should not trust Memphis and Dan. Then they show Renny and Keesha having a conversation about Dan and Memphis. Keesha wonders if Memphis is taking Dan to the end. Renny says that she thinks so because he had to have a good reason to take Dan off the block. Next Dan and Jerry talk. Jerry tells Dan that Memphis is only taking Dan to the end because he can win against him. He also tries to convince Dan to keep him for final 3. Next they show Dan and Keesha talking in the storage room. Both of them say that Jerry has come and talked to them individually. Memphis walks in shortly after and they tell Memphis that Jerry has talked to them. Keesha tells Memphis that Jerry says that Memphis has deals with everyone in the house. Memphis says to both of them that they no that he doesn't and it isn't true. Memphis is afraid that Keesha might believe Jerry. In a later conversation, Dan says "We have to be careful with her." The next conversation was between Renny and Keesha. They were getting all emotional and crying. They were saying how they would miss each other and were never going to forget each other and etc.

Next they had a segment on Memphis and his girlfriend Ashley. It was quite boring so I'm not even going to talk about it.

Next Julie talked to the houseguests. They show the clip of Jerry falling into the pool and everyone laughs hysterically except for Keesha. Kesha makes this "Oh my god I have never met someone so dumb" face. She looked like she was in shock. Julie asks Jerry if he is alright and Jerry says he is fine but he just looked really stupid. After, Julie asks Dan what is it about Renny that brings out “the prankster” in him. Dan says that he jokes around with his Mom a lot and Renny is like his mom in the house. He said it would probably an insult if he didn't do what he does and the more he teases her, the more he shows he cares about her. Julie asks Renny if she is more annoyed by Dan’s antics or amused. Renny says that she enjoys it and it is all in good fun.

After, Julie talks to Jerry in the HOH room. She asks Jerry what made him trust Memphis enough to form a deal with him. Jerry said that he was running out of people and he has tried to make deals with the other three people in the house as well. Julie also asked who he would want to go to final 2 with. He says Keesha for strategic reasons.

Next was the Jury House segment. It wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be. It could be because I hate everyone in the Jury house. Most of the conversation they showed was April and Michelle bashing Keesha. Though April said the funniest thing when she was talking about how she wanted to see Keesha in the Jury house. "Hopefully there won’t be any bedrooms available and she will have to sleep outside" So mean but so funny!

Next was the live eviction. Renny and Keesha give their speeches. Dan and Memphis both vote and Renny is evicted by a vote of 2-0. They all say goodbye to Renny and she leaves the house. Keesha seems really upset. She says that was the hardest person for her to watch leave. They go to outside the house where Julie is talking to Renny. Julie asks Renny why she thought that she was sitting there instead of Keesha. Renny says that it is because she didn't win POV and a couple of other reasons. They show her goodbye messages. My favorite was Dan's. After that it was bye bye Renny.

Next was the HOH competition. The competition was called 'Freeze Frame.' o The houseguests were given pictures of past competitions a few days and were shown to them again right before the competition. The competition was Julie would ask them questions about the pictures and they would have to step forward if they thought it was true and back if they thought it was false. The person who got the most right is the new HOH. I'm not going to go through all the questions because I'm tired but I might add them in later. The end score was Memphis 6, Keesha 2, and Dan 7 meaning Dan was the new HOH. I wish Keesha did a better job in this competition. I love Keesha but it was kind of embarassing how bad she did.

The house guests were then surprised when they walked back in the house. There was a sumo wrestler sitting on this weird thing in the middle of the living room. He started talking in a foreign language say "I'm sitting on the information you need." When the episode ended, they had not figured it out yet.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Veto, Veto, and More Veto (9/2 Recap)

Final 5: Jerry, Renny, Keesha, Dan, Memphis
HOH: Jerry
Nominated: Keesha and Dan

The episode starts off with a lot of conversations about the Power of Veto. The first is between Dan and Keesha. You can tell they are both slightly nervous about the competition tomorrow since they know that for all 4 of them, the only way they can secure there stay in the house is to win the power of veto. Dan also asks Keesha if she knew if anyone had made a deal with Jerry. Keesha said that she didn't know. The next conversation was between Jerry and Dan. Dan tells Jerry that there is no hard feelings. Jerry explains himself and told him it had to be done. They talk about how POV is so crucial and that nobody in the house feels safe right now. Jerry and Renny talked after that. Again, they discussed how crucial POV was. Then Renny and Keesha talk. They are both really nervous and I think Renny was more nervous than Keesha. Keesha thinks she shouldn't be as nervous because she isn't going home and Renny thinks Keesha shouldn't be nervous at all because no matter what she isn't going home. Renny was a little paranoid in my opinion though and she did not need to be paranoid at that time. Keesha says that it is just going to be crazy from here on out.

They next segment was about my personal favorite Big Brother moment, Jerry falling into the pool! I posted about this earlier but I will explain it again. Memphis and Dan are sitting outside and the three of them were looking at what was going on in the sky. Jerry is walking backwards and he walks straight into the pool. In a diary room session, Dan says that he is not usually the person who will laugh in other people's expense but that had to have been the funniest moment for him on Big Brother. He says the pool has been there for 60 days and it is not like the pool moved or anything. He should know where the pool is by now.

Next, Memphis checks in with Jerry, Keesha and Dan about his final 2 agreements. He knows he has to keep them all intact. He currently has them all believing that they are going to take them to the end and all of them had said that they would take him to the end. Memphis said in the DR that he was not sure who he was taking to the end just yet. I would assume he would take Dan unless Dan does something really stupid but right now it seems like he is still unsure. I believe that all three of them would take him to the end though so Memphis has most like secured a spot in the final 2.

The next segment was about how Dan LOVES to aggrivate Renny. It starts off with Dan being SUCH a creeper and standing over Renny. Renny is just like "What the hell are you doing!?!?" Next it goes to Dan mimicking everything Renny did or said. It was so hilarious and Renny was SO pissed off. Dan's goal is to annoy Renny to the point where it throws her off her game and he is definitely succeeding with that. Memphis and Dan think she over sensitive about some of the things Dan does though. They agree that she needs to go on the block and get out of the house

Next is the POV competition. The name of this POV competition was Rock-a-bye Veto. What happened in this competition was that two houseguests faces were combined to form a baby. The goal was to figure out who were the “parents” of the 6 babies in the fastest time. So the houseguests were split into there seperate rooms and they each went outside to do the competition individiually. The 6 babies were April and Dan, Keesha and Steven, Michelle and Jerry, Libra and Memphis, Renny and Jessie, and Angie and Brian. Memphis, Dan, Jerry, and Keesha all did a good job at this competition but Renny did not. Renny couldn't figure out the Michelle and Jerry baby, which was by far the easiest baby of all of them. Renny got Michelle but she was convinced that the male was not Jerry so she tried everyone else and was still convinced it wasn't Jerry so she wouldn't bring him over there. Eventually she just ended up doing it though. I don't understand why she thought it wasn't Jerry. Nobody else is bald with white hair and has wrinkles galore. It didn't make sense to me. She ended up with a time of 23: 32. As far as the other times go, Jerry got 8:01, Keesha got 5:16, Dan got 2:58, and Memphis won with a time of 2:50.

Memphis needed to do a second check-in with Dan, Jerry, and Keesha to make sure his final 2 plans are still good to go. He first talks to Dan. He tells Dan that he is indeed planning to take him off the block but he is expecting stuff in return. He tells Dan straight up that he has to stop with his crazy antics or he is not going to take him off. He also has to not put Memphis up if he is HOH. Dan agrees to all of this and the Renegades are still intact for Final 2. He then talks to Keesha and tells her that she is not going home. He tells her that Renny is going to be going on the block up against her which makes her really nervous because her safety in the house now in the hands of Dan. Memphis assures her that Dan is going to vote her to say as well as himself but she is still nervous because she never really knows if she can trust Dan. Memphis says that Dan is going to keep her because he knows that he will be alone in this house if Keesha goes home. After this Memphis is talking to Jerry. Jerry wants Dan to go home really bad. He thinks that he could see Dan winning the game but he can't see Renny winning the game so they should get Dan out now and deal with Renny later. It is pretty much implied that there will no longer be a final two agreement between them if Memphis takes Dan off the block.

Next is the veto ceremony. Memphis takes Dan off the block as expected and Renny goes up.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Time Zones, Hyena Laughs, Sleep Walking and the Story Of Hissy (8/31 Recap)

Final 5: Jerry, Keesha, Dan, Memphis, and Renny

Starts off the show with a nice conversation between Dan, Renny, and Memphis. Dan decided to ask Renny what time it was in New Orleans. Renny said 6:00 when it was really 10:00 there. Renny flipped out when Dan and Memphis were laughing at her and stuck with her belief that it was indeed 6:00 in New Orleans. She eventually figured it out but it was quite amusing watching her make a fool of herself. That crazy woman never knows what she is talking about!

Next was a little segment on Keesha's laugh. They showed several clips of it and the houseguests making fun of it. Along with that there were Diary Room Sessions of all the houseguests immitating her laugh. It was ABSOLUTELY hilarious. Well not all of them, Jerry's sucked. He can't get his voice that high so he just sounded like he was choking on something and could die right then and there.

After that was the HOH competition. It was an interesting competition in my opinion. I would have SUCKED at it. The host, Keesha, would say an event that happened in the Big Brother house and the houseguests had to determine which number day it happened. The way they picked their number was by playing a skeeball like game. They had to roll the ball up to the number that they wanted and hope it landed where they wanted it to which didn't always happen. For everyday off they were from the correct date, they would earn a penalty point. The HOH was the person with the least ammount of penalty points after 7 questions. Dan had the lead the entire game till question 6. Question 6 was: Which day was Jesse Evicted from the Big Brother house. Dan rolled it towards 30, which is what he thought it was and it went there but then it rolled down a couple numbers. By a couple, I mean 11. After that Jerry took the lead. On the last question, which was how many lollipops did America give the Big Brother houseguests, Dan got it perfect but he still lost HOH to Jerry by 2 penalty points. WORST CASE SCENERIO.

After that they showed Jerry's HOH room. He had a bunch of new pictures of his family etc. etc. and he also had this toy snake. Jerry told the rest of the houseguests that he had to tell them the story of Hissy. So he told this dumbass story that didn't make any sense and went on and on and on for like 5 hours. Luckily for America, they only show bits and pieces of it. I think it probably would have taken the whole episode if they showed the whole thing. Dan was like falling asleep. Oh Jerry, can you please just leave the house?

The next segment they showed was a clip of Renny sleepwalking. There is not much to say about it except it was the weirdest thing I have ever seen. She got up and got an almond joy and was eating it in bed and talking about weird things. She also did not remember any of it in the morning.

The weirdest thing happened when Memphis went up to the HOH room to talk to Jerry. Jerry proposed final 2 to him. Why in the world would Memphis take Jerry to the final 2? Why!?!??! WHY!?!?!?! To make Jerry happy and to keep his ass off the block, Memphis agreed to taking him to final 2. Now we all know that it's never going to happen but whatever keeps him in one more week I'm ok with.

After that, they showed the nominiation ceremony. Jerry nominated Keesha and Dan. This did not make me happy. We all knew that Dan was going on the block but Keesha was a bit of a surprise to me. Keesha is also my favorite so I don't want her to go home. Hopefully she won't but I'm a little nervous, not going to lie.