Saturday, July 31, 2010

Wizards of pinball!!!

Today was the veto competition. I'm not sure all the details of what happened but we will find that out on wednesday. It was called Wizards of Pinball. Last night they were given some weird sort of pinball machine to practice with. The competition was a crapshoot but Britney won. This is her second veto win this season so she is tied with Brendon for the most veto wins this season. The people playing were Ragan, Enzo, Britney, Rachel, Hayden, and Kristen. This was one of those veto's with the prizes and shit and then the last person with Veto wins that. Britney won veto. Ragan won something called a veto ticket which is assumed to allow him to play in a veto comp when he isn't drawn. Enzo won a 3D tv, Rachel won $5000, Hayden got solitary confinement for 24 hours, and Kristen won the infamous unitard. This year it is a "Hippietard" and she has a wig to go with it. She looks absolutely ridiculous.

I'm not sure the exact details of the competition but it appears that Hayden took the veto from Kristen, thinking that it was less likely for Britney to take the veto from him over Kristen. Britney in the end took the veto from Hayden giving him solitary confinement.


Rachel's Hair Extensions

So last night, Britney and Matt get a hold of Rachel's hair extensions while they are in the HOH room. They then decide to wear them. Britney starts doing Rachel impersonations and it is absolutely hilarious.

Friday, July 30, 2010

What the hell Andrew, no slop, and the winning HOH orgasm.

Houseguests:Brenden, Britney, Enzo, Hayden, Kathy, Kristen, Lane, Matt, Rachel, Ragan
HOH: Matt
POV: Brendan
Nominees: Andrew and Kathy

So the episode starts off with a recap of what happened at the veto ceremony. They do a couple diary rooms. Britney said she felt like she was in the twilight zone after what andrew said. She also made a really funny rachel face because rachel seemed so angry. Kathy was also confused. Rachel was insanely pissed. Andrew, well, he thought he did a great job. Rachel and Brendon have a talk in taj bedroom. Rachel is again pissed because Brendon knew that Andrew was going to give the speech. Rachel feels like she should be included in these conversations and plans. She is major pissed.

They cut to Matt and Andrew having a talk in the HOH room. Matt explaining to Andrew that he fucked up really bad. He was not going home until he made that speech. He was a clear pawn until he did that.

Brendon and Rachel are still arguing in the backyard. Brendon tries to apologize and says I love you and leans in for a kiss but rachel pulls back. She is pissed.

Kathy pulls the Cancer card with Ragan. I'm not even going to talk about it but its like a big cry sesh between the two of them. Then Kathy gives her cancer speech to Kristen. Now Kristen and Kathy are best friends. Nobody really knows where that came from. Andrew feels like an outcast because everyone (and by everyone I mean Kristen) only cares about Kathy. He has no friends so he goes and cries in the Have-not room. (Not seen in the episode but he spends like a whole day doing this). Later on a BIG fight goes down between Kristen and Andrew. Andrew goes into the bathroom and tells Kathy and Kristen not to play him like a fiddle. Then he walks away but Kristen gets PISSED! Andrew and Kristen then go through a screaming battle in Taj. Everyone else is like oh this awkward. Andrew is like you don't give a damn about me and Kristen is like well, Andrew, Kathy came up to talk to me and you didn't. She said that if he came to talk to her she would be there for him as well. As much as I hate Kristen, I'm siding with her on this argument.

We then cut to Matt Enzo and Hayden talking in the HOH room. They are debating whether to keep Andrew. They say it might be good because it would keep the target off of the brigades back.

When we come back from commercial break, Julie goes and talks to the houseguests. Rachel got the first question. Julie asks her if she is surprised she isn't on the block. She says she is shocked. She was very thankful and she was going to continue to finght for her and Brendon to stay in the house. Next Question: What did Lane miss most from home? he said spotlighting. Julie talks to Enzo about Britney helping him with his accent. He asks him to say a bunch of things and then he asks him to say I reckon I will not be on slop this week. Then she tells the houseguests that no one will be on slop this week. They are excited.

They talk to matt's wife stacy about matt making up that she has a disease. Stacy doesn't agree with it but she is going to support him. She tried to help him with his lie in her letter but she doesn't agree with the decision for him to do that. Julie talks to matt in the HOH room about the disease. Matt said he assumes that it will offend some people but he says it's all part of the game. He thinks the lie is working. Julie asks him why he didn't nominate Brendon and Rachel. He says he has to look out for himself.

Now it is time for the nominees to give their final speeches. Kathy goes first and talks about morals and how she loves everyone and respects their decision. Andrew, on the other hand, throw EVERYONE under the bus. His speech was absolutely nuts. He mainly attacked Kristen, calling her a tinman (like she has no heart). She tells everyone about the Kristen and Hayden showmance. Says things like, everyone thinks enzo is stupid, kristen hates britney's accent and all this random crap. The houseguests were like WHAT THE FUCK!?!? After that was votes. Obviously and 8-0 vote to evict andrew. In the hallway of the DR, Britney and Rachel do this whole what the fuck just happened thing. It was nuts.

HoH competition was really intense. Most people threw it though. The competition was basically a head to head comp where Julie would describe a competition and you had to pick what type of competition it was. If you got it right, you stay in the game, choose who goes up next, and your opponent is out. If you get it wrong, your opponent stays in the game and you are out. If no one answers, you both are out. Kristen and Rachel seriously target each other by picking each other every time. Rachel ends up winning. Rachel freaks out. She is so excited and basically has an "HOH orgasm" as the houseguests have been calling it after the competition (they do not say that until after the episode). She jumps up and down, screams, cries, and many other emotions. That pretty much ends the episode. Apparently there was a huge fight after and we should see that on sunday.

Jumanji Jam sesh

So tonight, the Jumanji room has a major Jam session. Since Big Brother rules state that the house guest can't sing actual songs, they have decided to make up a rap. Fantastic.



Thursday, July 29, 2010

Britney is great.

So Everyone has a favorite and this season, mine is Britney. This girl is the most sarcastic, quick witted, hilarious, big brother contestant I have ever seen. Let's be real, this season would be boring as hell if she wasn't there. Let's go through some of Britney's Highlights in the past 3 weeks

1) Britney vs. Old Britney

I find this to be so funny. Basically Britney has come up with this character, Old Britney. So every once in awhile Britney and Ragan will say something that Britney does and then something that the evil "Old Britney" would do. For example. "Britney Can't wait to see Matt's HOH room. Old Britney can't wait to destroy Matt's HOH room!!!"

2) Nick and Nicole

Another Character Britney has created. She has come up with this girl, Nicole, that her fiance, Nick, is cheating on her with. She has this whole back story for this girl and it is so hilarious.
Video coming soon.

3) Greatest Goodbye Message in Big Brother History

Britney managed to do the greatest goodbye message ever to her best friend Monet. She is crying hysterically and is like I'm going miss talking to you about how high waisted Kristen's pants are, how skanky rachel dresses, how annoying her laugh is, and all the things that they can do with her hair extensions. You can't really beat that.

There are plenty more and more to come.

Back in action

So I have decided to start doing this blog again. So I'm going to start recaps after tonights episode.

I'm going to post a bunch of things that have happened in the house so far not in any real order.

So yeah.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

KRISTEN ATE A SPIDER!

So last night, Kristen ate a spider....she ate a spider. Video is coming.



This was the first night the house guests were actually entertaining in my opinion. They played flip cup. It was pretty funny.