Starting off BB13

So remember when I said I was going to do initial thoughts?  Yeah never got around to that.  But that is okay.  So Big Brother premiere was yesterday night and I'm pretty sure I can tell already this season is going to be better than BB12.  Well that's not saying much...watching paint dry was more exciting than BB12.

While watching the first episode, I thought I was going to like Keith.  I thought he was funny.  Now watching the feed he drives me nuts.  Definitely my least favorite so far.  The real shocker though is RACHEL REILLY and the fact that I HAVE NO URGE TO KILL HER!  I think I might be on team Rachel.  I don't know about Brendon yet but I honestly don't think Rachel is that bad right now. I mean it has only been a day and there is plenty of time for me to start hating her again but for right now I'm on good terms with Rachel.

Oh and Dick's gone.  Nobody knows why yet.

I think I'm just rooting for all the oldies.  I don't think I like any of the noobs except Dominic and that's a maybe.

Rachel is HOH.  Keith and Porsche are on the block.  Veto competition is going on as we speak. I'll post again when it's over.

I'm really tired so I probably shouldn't be blogging.

I think that's it.

Just a tip for those Bat-Shit Crazy Fans

I don't know how many people actually look at this blog but if anyone does, I haven't really been posting anything.

Life get's in the way like that.

The only things that newsworthy I have heard since October are Britney and Nick breaking up and Britney moving to NY and of course Brenchel is no more.

Well since all I actually know about Nick is what Britney said about him on the show, I honestly don't think it is my place to judge their relationship or their breakup. I also actually have respect for Britney. I may not have always agreed with some of her tactics as seen in a few of my posts, but as a viewer, blogger, frequent poster on Jokers, I always have some respect for Britney's game play.

On the topic of respect, I really don't respect the Neanderthal and his ex-girlfriend. I don't have much to say about their relationship end because frankly I don't care. I don't care whether they are together, apart, whatever. There the only two houseguests of BB12 that have twitters and I don't follow them. There is a reason for that. I JUST DON'T CARE!!! That's where I think I differ from a lot of the Britney/Ragan and the Brenchel fans. I don't feel the need that I have to constantly protect Britney and Ragan all the time. That might be taking it a little extreme but let's be real, what else is it then? During BB12, I took jabs at just about everyone. Even though I CLEARLY favored Britney and Ragan, it's not like I turned a blind eye to some the things they did. But this really isn't the point I'm trying to make here. This post is not about me nor about the majority of jokers. I respect the jokers posters a lot. The people I'm talking about are what I refer to as "Bat-shit Crazy Fans"

Now though I agree with most comments that Britney and Ragan fans say about Brendon and Rachel, there is a time and a place to say those things. Those include your own blogs and GENERAL DISCUSSION forums (I really want to emphasize the general discussion portion). Not appropriate: Brendon or Rachel's twitter, Brendon and Rachel dedicated forums, comments on Brendon and Rachel Tribute videos. Nope not appropriate at all.

Yesterday, Ragan made a post on his blog about his social networking pet peeves and number 1 was

1. You forfeit your right to tell me how much I suck or how disgusting you find me when YOU are the one who follows ME.

He has a point there. If you don't like him DON'T FOLLOW him! That is the general point I'm trying to get across. But it extends farther than that. If you don't like Brendon, don't watch a youtube tribute about Britney. I was reading the comments on my Britney tribute video thing,and this is one of the very early on comments.

Britney, BY FAR, the is most "nasty, vile, disgusting hateful person" in the BB house. she doesn't stop talking about people behind their back. I cannot wait unil she goes out next week. Also I can't wait to see her face when Brendon wins 25G of AC since she thinks America hates Brenchal. wat a misrable witch at that age!!!

If you don't like Britney, don't watch a youtube tribute about Britney. What do you think, you are going to find a bunch of other people commenting on that video that don't like her too? Do you think Brendon is going to go onto youtube search Britney Tribute Videos, see your comment and praise you for it. That last one is borderline creepy if you ask me. I actually think that the only possible comparison is basically you think your relationship is going to be like Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Voldemort but really your more like Peter Pettigrew but this time around Voldemort if possible cares less about you and actually doesn't want to kill Harry so you effort is pointless.

But it is the same vice versa so I'm not really defending either sides. But always remember who killed Bellatrix in the end. (If you don't understand what I'm saying, which I hope dear god you do or I just wasted some great harry potter references, look at number 5 here)

This was probably unnecessary but it seemed right to get the point across.

FINALLY! Goodbye Needle Dick!

So we had a pretty fantastic Double Eviction this week. Even though I would have loved to see the penguin go, Matt leaving was fine and dandy since Brendon followed him right out the door. Hayden had a nice HOH win. Brendon thought he had it in the bag and Hayden took it right up from him. Ragan and Brendon nominated, ragan won pov, brit goes up, brendon goes out. BEAUTIFUL!

Lane is the new HOH. I never thought I'd see the day.

Here's the situation.

Well the veto ceremony is going on right now so I thought I would take the time to go over the last couple days. There has been a lot going on in this house over the past 2 days. Brendon winning veto was the worst case scenario and that obviously puts Britney in a bit of a predicament. Which one of her close friends does she put up against Enzo? Well Britney has laid it out. She isn't putting up Lane because obviously she wants final 2 with him. She doesn't want to put up Ragan because he didn't have a chance to play in the veto. That leaves Hayden and Matt. If she puts up Matt, he goes home. If she puts up Hayden, Enzo goes home. Now I have been flip-flopping on what would be a better for her game because let's go through the worst case scenarios.

1. Matt goes up and out. During double eviction HOH, that takes out one person who is definitely going to try to win HOH and wants Brendon out more than she does. The odds of Brendon winning HOH are higher and if he does, who does he put up? Britney and Ragan. Worst Case, Ragan wins POV. Who goes home? Britney.

2. Hayden goes up and Enzo goes home. The boys are pissed at her for going against them and want her out of the house. The odds of Hayden and Lane and Matt still wanting her around are slim and Matt, who will most likely win HOH if not Brendon, will probably put her up to protect the Brigade. Britney subsequently goes home.

Now at first, I was thinking Matt is more likely to be trustworthy to Britney over Enzo and that was what Ragan was trying to tell Britney. At one point Britney has a conversation with Lane about it but he talked her out of it. When I woke up this morning, I realized that it was completely in her best interest to get rid of Matt. This is the only chance they are going to be able to get him out, and the likeliness of Matt being loyal to brit is slim to nothing. Also Lane, Enzo, and Hayden are planning to take Britney to final 4. At that point in the game, she will probably be able to beat them over Matt and Ragan. She is dumb for thinking that the boys are actually aligned with her, but she isn't dumb for sticking with them and then knocking them out. It is clear that Britney wants a final 3 of Hayden, Lane, and herself. She needs to win HOH for that to happen but she has the highest chance of doing that. But before we think that far ahead in the game, there is another obstacle: BRENDON.

Now we all know that Britney is one of Brendon's targets but let's be real, who is number 1? Matt! I would even go and say that he would target Ragan before he targeted Britney. She would probably be safe if Brendon wins HOH with Matt still the house. If Matt or Ragan wins HOH, Britney still could be safe...maybe. But realistically, If she puts up Hayden, she has the house against her and they might not want to keep her.

So basically the conclusion I had come to was BRITNEY IS SCREWED!

But then Matt screwed himself over. Matt came up with a plan to throw Ragan under the bus and keep the Brigade intact. Problem with that is it backs up Britney's original "Matt is totally shady and untrustworthy" reason for putting him up. Ragan would take a bullet for Matt and Matt acts like he would do the same for Ragan. Even the brigade thinks it's not okay that he is throwing Ragan under the bus that hard.

Then it gets better. Britney realized that if she was going to go through with backdooring Matt, she was going to have to cover her bases with Brendon. Britney and Brendon had a pretty decent conversation. Britney told him straight up that she was doing him a favor by putting Matt up because has done nothing that would make her think that Matt wouldn't have her back. She was like take this as an apology for putting you up. Brendon seemed to be down with the Britney not going on the block during double eviction. He kind of offered her a Final 2 deal that she never actually accepted but went along with it. She mostly was just saying that it helps me having you in the game and if they did go to final 2, it is a justified even ground final 2. They are both tied for comps at this point. Obviously Britney was just covering her bases but I think Brendon was legit. Brendon said they would talk before thursday and come up with a plan for double eviction if Brendon wins HOH and which of the guys would go up. It seems pretty legit but I don't really know what Brendon is actually thinking.

So hopefully Britney is not in danger for DE but who knows what is going to happen.

Sorry if none of this makes sense...my thought process rarely makes sense : )

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Feeds just came back. Matt is on the block.

The Britney and Brendon show

So Brendon decided that the houseguest he was going to handcuff himself to was Britney. Brendon also has to get up every hour to take a chum bath meaning Britney has to do it too. Both of them seem to be really good sports about it. Here are just some pictures of Britney and Brendon bonding time.

Veto/Luxury comp!

Veto comp was How bad do you want it. It was anonymous who won the prizes but some of them were obvious and people ended up revealing what prizes they got. List

Hayden: 5K and trip to Hawaii
Lane: Phone call from home
Enzo: All his clothes were donated and he has to wear a penguin suit for a week
Brendon: Veto, Slop for 3 weeks, Shaved head, Chum baths every hour, and handcuffed to a houseguest of his choice for 24 hours (britney)

It has been interesting to say the least.

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?

RACHEL IS BACK!?!?!? It was scary. I was watching the live feeds and all of a sudden we had extended bubbles. By extended I mean about an hour. The first thing I see when the feeds come back is RACHEL! I was like WHAT THE FUCK!?!? I actually screamed at my screen. The funny thing about it is guess who is missing? BRENDON! Brendon opened Pandora's box and it is believed that he thought he was going to go see Rachel at the Jury house but instead he went to the Jury house for 24 hours and Rachel is in the house for 24 hours. SO FUNNY! But I was shocked to see her. There has been a bit of an issue with the goodbye message. Britney claims that she left a really nice goodbye message for Rachel. We all know that is a lie. Good job thinking on your feet Britney! That goodbye message was gold.

Rachel has officially taken over the HOH room and talking to everyone in the house. It is kind of like how Kristen was with the Cabana room. She has spoken to Enzo and Matt so far. Enzo sucked up majorly. Matt and her are having a decent conversation. He isn't really sucking up just asking about the jury house.

I'm confused.

Brendon nominated Lane and Ragan. I'm not really sure why. Backdoor plan maybe? Who knows. I was convinced Britney was going up. CONVINCED! I mean I love Britney and I'm happy she is currently off the block but I was sure she was going up. It doesn't really make much sense. Hopefully Britney wins veto and guarantees her safety this week. This is going to be a strange week...

This is going to be a crappy week.

Well Brendon won HOH. I'm pissed. This was not supposed to happen. I'm so angry. Britney, Matt, and Ragan are obviously the Have-nots for the week since Brendon got to choose. Ugh I'm so angry. I don't want Britney nominated but it is most likely going to happen. Stupid Brendon.

Britney is AMAZING!! Huge Fight of the Night!!!

So tonight things got heated. For the first time, we had a real deal fight. Like not those little outbursts that Rachel has with everyone in the house, like a legitimate fight. So here's how it went down. Britney and Ragan are hanging out in the the Hammock as they usually do and Rachel comes over to talk to Ragan to have that talk that Ragan has been putting off for days. Ragan is trying to reason with her just saying that she has caused so many fights and just being calm and relaxed. Rachel eventually walks off "crying" making herself the victim saying stuff like sorry I ruined our friendship and shit like that and goes in the house.

Brendon then storms over to the house. Like he was heated. So he starts yelling at Ragan for hurting Rachel and Britney and Ragan finally lashed out at him. They finally say everything to his face. Britney starts laughing hysterically as Brendon is screaming Fuck You. You're a douche. Ragan called him a neanderthal and Brendon says first of all it's a ne-ander-tal and everyone laughed at him because he is just an idiot. Then Britney walks off. Brendon then follows her and starts yelling at her. They get into a huge fight and it get's actually personal. Brendon said "what are you going to do 3 foot nothing" and stuff about how nick is banging other girls while she is here so she finally gets up in his face and stands up for herself. Brendon then goes inside and Britney yells at him through the door then closes it. Britney does end up crying because she doesn't like confrontation, which she has said many times in the past. She did a great job though. I was proud to be a Britney fan after that.

The house is still going to vote out Rachel but make Brendon think like he is leaving. They want to see him miserable after what he did to Britney. He would rather go home over Rachel and he is going to get a rude awakening when he find out he is staying.

Fight Fight Fight

So as I post this, shit is going down in the Cabana Room. So Matt and Ragan are in the Cabana Room talking and Rachel comes in to have a game talk with Matt. When Ragan tries to gets up to leave and Rachel says, No Ragan you can stay. You two are a pair. So rachel stars talking about votes, nominations, etc. she continually hinted at the fact they were a pair. Then the claws came out. Ragan gets mad at Rachel because she shouldn't assume they are a pair just because they are friend and then it EXPLODED! It started going into how Rachel doesn't respect Ragan as much Ragan respected Rachel and Rachel was starting to like attack Ragan. Brendon then comes in to defend Rachel because apparently Ragan was the only one yelling. When it finally calmed down and Ragan left the room, Brendon also leaves the house saying it was a 2 against 1 fight. Ragan is like you weren't even there!!!! Then it got into a fight about how Brendon defends his girlfriend when 2 people are attacking her. Ragan and Matt are like no one is attacking you. So then they all apologize and life goes on and Rachel and Brendon go back to talking to Matt while the rest of the house talk about how crazy they are for thinking everyone who has a friend in the house is in an alliance with that person. Fucking ridiculous.

You will hear more about this later. I'm sure it will make some show.

Brenchel is so ridiculous

So basically Brendon and Rachel has gone nutso bananas. Rachel has all of a sudden decided to start HATING Britney solely because she hung out in Matt's HOH room. She is like Britney is playing the whole house she is such a bitch, she is jealous of my body etc. etc. It is absolutely ridiculous. Rachel said last week that Matt and Ragan used to follow Britney and was convinced. But now that Matt is in power, Britney and Ragan are apparently following Matt around. They are apparently cockroaches. So much for Rachel and Britney one way BFFs. Now that they both hate each other, I think this house is going to be interesting. Rachel plays this game way too personally. I know Britney bashes Rachel all the time but Britney joking around with the house is different than Britney going like Britney is going to be a horrible wife to nick and that Nick has no balls. They don't even know him and that's taking it to a whole new level.

Brendon and Rachel Argument #573

So last night Brendon and Rachel had the most bizarre argument in the world. It was so incredibly dumb and I just couldn't comprehend why it was happening. I had never seen anything like it. I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE! Rachel is "drunk" and has become a human Vegas ad downstairs and it pisses Brendon off because it makes him think that she doesn't want to move to LA with him. Rachel has this stone cold look on her face and it was absolutely ridiculous. I might post a video later but i don't know if I'm going to take the energy to do that for something so incredibly ridiculous. Here is a screen cap for now.



I was so hoping for a breakup because this was the most ridiculous argument I have ever seen. Rachel told him to leave the HOH so many times but controlling Brendon wouldn't which kind of saved their pathetic relationship. Brendon was so controlling. Rachel said "Can I get some water?" Brendon's response "No I can't let you leave" and grabs her. I'm pretty sure that is not okay. Then in the end they made up and life was okay again.

I just wished Britney was there watching on some sort of hidden camera. I would just love to hear what she would say about this argument. She would have bashed them to pieces and I would have laughed hysterically.

Kathy wants to get to the jury house.

So tonight in the HOH bedroom, Rachel, Brendon, Britney, Ragan, and Matt had a long conversation about Kathy. I laughed so hard that I was crying. It started off with talk about how she is obsessed with root beer and doesn't drink actual beer. They also talked about the sweet tea thing. She makes the actual tea but she makes Brendon stop whatever he is doing to go pour sugar into her tea because Brendon doe such a good job at making it. If you are mentally capable of making tea, I think you can pour sugar into the tea. Britney suggested that he should put random shit in it and see if she still says it's good. So funny.

They also talked about the fact that Kathy wants to go to the Jury house and probably will campaign to get voted out. She apparently needs the medical attention that she can get at the jury house. Britney does a really good Kathy voice...it is so funny. Ragan started flapping his hands over his eyes because of her spider eyelashes that are absolutely crazy. Best conversation of the night. Video in a bit maybe.

Jumanji Jam sesh

So tonight, the Jumanji room has a major Jam session. Since Big Brother rules state that the house guest can't sing actual songs, they have decided to make up a rap. Fantastic.