Starting off BB13

So remember when I said I was going to do initial thoughts?  Yeah never got around to that.  But that is okay.  So Big Brother premiere was yesterday night and I'm pretty sure I can tell already this season is going to be better than BB12.  Well that's not saying much...watching paint dry was more exciting than BB12.

While watching the first episode, I thought I was going to like Keith.  I thought he was funny.  Now watching the feed he drives me nuts.  Definitely my least favorite so far.  The real shocker though is RACHEL REILLY and the fact that I HAVE NO URGE TO KILL HER!  I think I might be on team Rachel.  I don't know about Brendon yet but I honestly don't think Rachel is that bad right now. I mean it has only been a day and there is plenty of time for me to start hating her again but for right now I'm on good terms with Rachel.

Oh and Dick's gone.  Nobody knows why yet.

I think I'm just rooting for all the oldies.  I don't think I like any of the noobs except Dominic and that's a maybe.

Rachel is HOH.  Keith and Porsche are on the block.  Veto competition is going on as we speak. I'll post again when it's over.

I'm really tired so I probably shouldn't be blogging.

I think that's it.

Just a tip for those Bat-Shit Crazy Fans

I don't know how many people actually look at this blog but if anyone does, I haven't really been posting anything.

Life get's in the way like that.

The only things that newsworthy I have heard since October are Britney and Nick breaking up and Britney moving to NY and of course Brenchel is no more.

Well since all I actually know about Nick is what Britney said about him on the show, I honestly don't think it is my place to judge their relationship or their breakup. I also actually have respect for Britney. I may not have always agreed with some of her tactics as seen in a few of my posts, but as a viewer, blogger, frequent poster on Jokers, I always have some respect for Britney's game play.

On the topic of respect, I really don't respect the Neanderthal and his ex-girlfriend. I don't have much to say about their relationship end because frankly I don't care. I don't care whether they are together, apart, whatever. There the only two houseguests of BB12 that have twitters and I don't follow them. There is a reason for that. I JUST DON'T CARE!!! That's where I think I differ from a lot of the Britney/Ragan and the Brenchel fans. I don't feel the need that I have to constantly protect Britney and Ragan all the time. That might be taking it a little extreme but let's be real, what else is it then? During BB12, I took jabs at just about everyone. Even though I CLEARLY favored Britney and Ragan, it's not like I turned a blind eye to some the things they did. But this really isn't the point I'm trying to make here. This post is not about me nor about the majority of jokers. I respect the jokers posters a lot. The people I'm talking about are what I refer to as "Bat-shit Crazy Fans"

Now though I agree with most comments that Britney and Ragan fans say about Brendon and Rachel, there is a time and a place to say those things. Those include your own blogs and GENERAL DISCUSSION forums (I really want to emphasize the general discussion portion). Not appropriate: Brendon or Rachel's twitter, Brendon and Rachel dedicated forums, comments on Brendon and Rachel Tribute videos. Nope not appropriate at all.

Yesterday, Ragan made a post on his blog about his social networking pet peeves and number 1 was

1. You forfeit your right to tell me how much I suck or how disgusting you find me when YOU are the one who follows ME.

He has a point there. If you don't like him DON'T FOLLOW him! That is the general point I'm trying to get across. But it extends farther than that. If you don't like Brendon, don't watch a youtube tribute about Britney. I was reading the comments on my Britney tribute video thing,and this is one of the very early on comments.

Britney, BY FAR, the is most "nasty, vile, disgusting hateful person" in the BB house. she doesn't stop talking about people behind their back. I cannot wait unil she goes out next week. Also I can't wait to see her face when Brendon wins 25G of AC since she thinks America hates Brenchal. wat a misrable witch at that age!!!

If you don't like Britney, don't watch a youtube tribute about Britney. What do you think, you are going to find a bunch of other people commenting on that video that don't like her too? Do you think Brendon is going to go onto youtube search Britney Tribute Videos, see your comment and praise you for it. That last one is borderline creepy if you ask me. I actually think that the only possible comparison is basically you think your relationship is going to be like Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Voldemort but really your more like Peter Pettigrew but this time around Voldemort if possible cares less about you and actually doesn't want to kill Harry so you effort is pointless.

But it is the same vice versa so I'm not really defending either sides. But always remember who killed Bellatrix in the end. (If you don't understand what I'm saying, which I hope dear god you do or I just wasted some great harry potter references, look at number 5 here)

This was probably unnecessary but it seemed right to get the point across.

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?

RACHEL IS BACK!?!?!? It was scary. I was watching the live feeds and all of a sudden we had extended bubbles. By extended I mean about an hour. The first thing I see when the feeds come back is RACHEL! I was like WHAT THE FUCK!?!? I actually screamed at my screen. The funny thing about it is guess who is missing? BRENDON! Brendon opened Pandora's box and it is believed that he thought he was going to go see Rachel at the Jury house but instead he went to the Jury house for 24 hours and Rachel is in the house for 24 hours. SO FUNNY! But I was shocked to see her. There has been a bit of an issue with the goodbye message. Britney claims that she left a really nice goodbye message for Rachel. We all know that is a lie. Good job thinking on your feet Britney! That goodbye message was gold.

Rachel has officially taken over the HOH room and talking to everyone in the house. It is kind of like how Kristen was with the Cabana room. She has spoken to Enzo and Matt so far. Enzo sucked up majorly. Matt and her are having a decent conversation. He isn't really sucking up just asking about the jury house.

Today is a good day!

This morning I woke up with a huge smile on my face. Why, you may ask. It is because skanky whore face Rachel is GOING TO JURY HOUSE!!!!! Only about 8 hours until we see that skank walk out the door. Oh man can life get better. I'm having a party, you are all invited, drinks all around!!!

Shit's going down!!!

I don't know much about the veto comp but here is what I got out of it.

1. Britney won her third POV. She is now the Veto Queen of the house and is no longer tied with Brendan.
2. KATHY BEAT RACHEL!!!!! Rachel picked Kathy to go up against her, since she thought she could win, and Kathy won that round.
3. BRITNEY BEAT BRENDON!!! Brendon picked Britney to go up against her, since she thought she could win, and Britney won that round...and the whole thing. Brendon got angry apparently and threw a ball. Brendon had the low score of the game.
4. It had to do with bowling
5. 7 people played because of Ragan's veto ticket.
6. Jordan hates Rachel!!!!! Funny stuff.

Now the big part. After the feeds come back, Kathy and Rachel get into a bit of a "tiff". Rachel, mad that Kathy beat her, decides to lash out at Kathy. She told Kathy that she wanted her to apologize for cheering when she one. Kathy is like umm I was excited I won. Apparently that is not okay because it isn't Rachel winning.

Fight Fight Fight

So as I post this, shit is going down in the Cabana Room. So Matt and Ragan are in the Cabana Room talking and Rachel comes in to have a game talk with Matt. When Ragan tries to gets up to leave and Rachel says, No Ragan you can stay. You two are a pair. So rachel stars talking about votes, nominations, etc. she continually hinted at the fact they were a pair. Then the claws came out. Ragan gets mad at Rachel because she shouldn't assume they are a pair just because they are friend and then it EXPLODED! It started going into how Rachel doesn't respect Ragan as much Ragan respected Rachel and Rachel was starting to like attack Ragan. Brendon then comes in to defend Rachel because apparently Ragan was the only one yelling. When it finally calmed down and Ragan left the room, Brendon also leaves the house saying it was a 2 against 1 fight. Ragan is like you weren't even there!!!! Then it got into a fight about how Brendon defends his girlfriend when 2 people are attacking her. Ragan and Matt are like no one is attacking you. So then they all apologize and life goes on and Rachel and Brendon go back to talking to Matt while the rest of the house talk about how crazy they are for thinking everyone who has a friend in the house is in an alliance with that person. Fucking ridiculous.

You will hear more about this later. I'm sure it will make some show.

Brenchel is so ridiculous

So basically Brendon and Rachel has gone nutso bananas. Rachel has all of a sudden decided to start HATING Britney solely because she hung out in Matt's HOH room. She is like Britney is playing the whole house she is such a bitch, she is jealous of my body etc. etc. It is absolutely ridiculous. Rachel said last week that Matt and Ragan used to follow Britney and was convinced. But now that Matt is in power, Britney and Ragan are apparently following Matt around. They are apparently cockroaches. So much for Rachel and Britney one way BFFs. Now that they both hate each other, I think this house is going to be interesting. Rachel plays this game way too personally. I know Britney bashes Rachel all the time but Britney joking around with the house is different than Britney going like Britney is going to be a horrible wife to nick and that Nick has no balls. They don't even know him and that's taking it to a whole new level.

Brendon and Rachel Argument #573

So last night Brendon and Rachel had the most bizarre argument in the world. It was so incredibly dumb and I just couldn't comprehend why it was happening. I had never seen anything like it. I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE! Rachel is "drunk" and has become a human Vegas ad downstairs and it pisses Brendon off because it makes him think that she doesn't want to move to LA with him. Rachel has this stone cold look on her face and it was absolutely ridiculous. I might post a video later but i don't know if I'm going to take the energy to do that for something so incredibly ridiculous. Here is a screen cap for now.



I was so hoping for a breakup because this was the most ridiculous argument I have ever seen. Rachel told him to leave the HOH so many times but controlling Brendon wouldn't which kind of saved their pathetic relationship. Brendon was so controlling. Rachel said "Can I get some water?" Brendon's response "No I can't let you leave" and grabs her. I'm pretty sure that is not okay. Then in the end they made up and life was okay again.

I just wished Britney was there watching on some sort of hidden camera. I would just love to hear what she would say about this argument. She would have bashed them to pieces and I would have laughed hysterically.

POV not used!

So if you haven't heard, Britney attempted to make a major game move. She won POV on Saturday. Originally the obvious plan was to keep the nominations the same but Hayden, Kristen, and Britney came up with and idea. Kristen offered her life to Britney if she used the POV on her, and Britney said she would consider it. She was concerned Lane would go up in her place and she couldn't risk that. After talking to Hayden, they came up with a plan that would involve Britney using the POV on Hayden, Kathy going up, and Kristen staying in the house. Britney had the biggest job since she was closest to Rachel. To be honest, this was Britney's plan.

The way this plan was going to work was for Rachel not to know Kristen was involved and for her to think she was guaranteed safety from all three of them. Hayden and Kristen go and talk to Rachel trying to clear. They also try to make a fake alliance with Brendon and Rachel implying that they want the POV used. No talk of on who but Kathy's name is mentioned which is a good thing. Then Hayden goes and talks to Rachel on her own. Hayden talks to her telling her Kristen doesn't know about it but maybe the POV should be used on him. They want Rachel to think that Kristen still has a chance of going home. Rachel isn't really buying into the plan but she is taking it into consideration. It is then Britney's turn to go talk to Rachel. When Britney talks to Rachel, she explains to her why she wants to use the POV on Hayden. She told her the truth which is Hayden offered her 2 weeks of safety and that was big. She hinted that Rachel should try to get the same thing from him, knowing that Hayden would agree but put them up next week if he is HOH. Rachel understood that this was big for Britney and didn't want to make her not do it. Britney also said she won't do it if Rachel didn't want her to. Britney also had to make Rachel not only definitely put up Kathy but convince her that Kristen will go home over Kathy which is so incredibly untrue.

By sunday night, Hayden and Britney had Rachel sold and Britney was going to use the POV, Kathy would go up and be backdoored. But that morning, Rachel had a sudden change of heart and threatened Britney that if she used the POV she would put up Lane to make sure Kristen goes home. Britney laid down all this ground work and almost made a game changing move and it was destroyed by that one conversation. As soon as Britney left Rachel's room, she was called to the DR for the Veto Ceremony giving her no chance to tell Hayden and Kristen that the plan failed. Britney chose not to use the POV and now Hayden or Kristen is going home this week and this season continues to be boring. Way to go Rachel. You ruined everything.

I still believe Britney is going to make the first power move and I can't wait until that happens.

Kathy wants to get to the jury house.

So tonight in the HOH bedroom, Rachel, Brendon, Britney, Ragan, and Matt had a long conversation about Kathy. I laughed so hard that I was crying. It started off with talk about how she is obsessed with root beer and doesn't drink actual beer. They also talked about the sweet tea thing. She makes the actual tea but she makes Brendon stop whatever he is doing to go pour sugar into her tea because Brendon doe such a good job at making it. If you are mentally capable of making tea, I think you can pour sugar into the tea. Britney suggested that he should put random shit in it and see if she still says it's good. So funny.

They also talked about the fact that Kathy wants to go to the Jury house and probably will campaign to get voted out. She apparently needs the medical attention that she can get at the jury house. Britney does a really good Kathy voice...it is so funny. Ragan started flapping his hands over his eyes because of her spider eyelashes that are absolutely crazy. Best conversation of the night. Video in a bit maybe.

Wizards of pinball!!!

Today was the veto competition. I'm not sure all the details of what happened but we will find that out on wednesday. It was called Wizards of Pinball. Last night they were given some weird sort of pinball machine to practice with. The competition was a crapshoot but Britney won. This is her second veto win this season so she is tied with Brendon for the most veto wins this season. The people playing were Ragan, Enzo, Britney, Rachel, Hayden, and Kristen. This was one of those veto's with the prizes and shit and then the last person with Veto wins that. Britney won veto. Ragan won something called a veto ticket which is assumed to allow him to play in a veto comp when he isn't drawn. Enzo won a 3D tv, Rachel won $5000, Hayden got solitary confinement for 24 hours, and Kristen won the infamous unitard. This year it is a "Hippietard" and she has a wig to go with it. She looks absolutely ridiculous.

I'm not sure the exact details of the competition but it appears that Hayden took the veto from Kristen, thinking that it was less likely for Britney to take the veto from him over Kristen. Britney in the end took the veto from Hayden giving him solitary confinement.

Rachel's Hair Extensions

So last night, Britney and Matt get a hold of Rachel's hair extensions while they are in the HOH room. They then decide to wear them. Britney starts doing Rachel impersonations and it is absolutely hilarious.

Jumanji Jam sesh

So tonight, the Jumanji room has a major Jam session. Since Big Brother rules state that the house guest can't sing actual songs, they have decided to make up a rap. Fantastic.

Britney is great.

So Everyone has a favorite and this season, mine is Britney. This girl is the most sarcastic, quick witted, hilarious, big brother contestant I have ever seen. Let's be real, this season would be boring as hell if she wasn't there. Let's go through some of Britney's Highlights in the past 3 weeks

1) Britney vs. Old Britney

I find this to be so funny. Basically Britney has come up with this character, Old Britney. So every once in awhile Britney and Ragan will say something that Britney does and then something that the evil "Old Britney" would do. For example. "Britney Can't wait to see Matt's HOH room. Old Britney can't wait to destroy Matt's HOH room!!!"

2) Nick and Nicole

Another Character Britney has created. She has come up with this girl, Nicole, that her fiance, Nick, is cheating on her with. She has this whole back story for this girl and it is so hilarious.

Video coming soon.

3) Greatest Goodbye Message in Big Brother History

Britney managed to do the greatest goodbye message ever to her best friend Monet. She is crying hysterically and is like I'm going miss talking to you about how high waisted Kristen's pants are, how skanky rachel dresses, how annoying her laugh is, and all the things that they can do with her hair extensions. You can't really beat that.

There are plenty more and more to come.